Tumblr is home to a vast array of hopeful goofs, hopeless creatives and insightful doofs, all smooshing their ideas together until they coalesce into shiny Tumblr gems. You just never know what you're going to get with the website's delightfully diverse users; with they post a list of observations about lawncare? Will you stumble across bizarre fanfiction of futurepunk Scooby Doo? Or will you just witness a bunch of complaints about working in customer service, talking to customer service… pretty much everything that stinks about customer service?
The future is totally open when it comes to ridiculous, random and stupendous tumblr gems. In this edition, you'll find the optimist's notions of pessimism, the Stone Tablet policy, and someone's idea that adults should portray children in movies. If you want to learn about an all-time great German expression or see how some people see through the thin veneer of American small talk, keep scrolling.