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Funniest Tweets About Exes From People Who Are Definitely Not Looking Back

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    Rectangle - Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! Follow @MrPhetz Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon

    Sharon, come on! @MrPhetz is just trying to get over you and move on with their life. You can't just go around favoriting their Tweets. It sends mixed messages! It's Wreckless! Especially when it's them announcing they were just laid off. I mean... ouch!

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    Forehead - Whiskered Follow @DrChubbyy When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she's knows you've moved on but not moved on moved on OPEning Man Tue-Thue Tri-Sal

    This just reminds me of how much a breakup can feel like a game. Or maybe even like a theatrical performance. You're both trying to pretend that you are so happy without them, but you can't be over-the-top, or else they'll know!  This is one way to play the game like a master. Very clever, @DrChubbyy.

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    Rectangle - Bryan @CopBroughtPizza Follow and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
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    Rectangle - bear Follow @6lackk I feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me
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    Font - Kat Lock @grumpykat42 Following Anytime customers have asked about this today I say "I'm selling all my ex boyfriends" HUGE TOOL SALE Saturday, August 26th rTiday-August 24th& oble, OK 73 (registration AL Thursday &Friday- August 24th & 25th 8:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m. Saturday, August 26th – AUCTION of remaining items (registration at 9:00 a.m., auction begins at 10:00 a.m.) Hammond was skilled in many trades and had an enormous collection of tools and supplies-some new de tools present-Carpen
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    Rectangle - name cannot be blank Follow @11111234567890a It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
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    Forehead - rodcortes Follow @rodcor7es Ex: I'm wit someone better than you Me: You wit God now?
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    Smile - zah Follow Gzahiraxo "Your ex falls into a gorilla pit, wyd?" me:
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    Face - FaShion Ma'ja @FaShionMaja Follow U ever wore some unnecessary shit 2 ur ex house, just 2 pick up ur last few things 1pm: "Im Just Here To Get My Shit" SEX
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    Rectangle - Herny Follow @hunterherndon10 Can't figure out what's more shady... the eclipse or my ex
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    Rectangle - back on my bullshit @araslanian_ Follow my ex really gonna call me saying “bring your dumbass outside" LMFAOO00000000O anyways y'all ima take my dumbass outside
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    Rectangle - punk @nueports Follow *does the bare minimum* wow i would hate to be my ex
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    Rectangle - NIKK. Follow @therealnikk_ Texted my ex and told him to be safe... They really out here shooting clowns smh

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Maya's love for writing comes from her inability to contain all of her thoughts in her head. When she is not incorrectly guessing people's astrological signs and communicating through TikTok sounds, you can find her dancing her heart out in virtually any setting, and/or listening to musical theatre bops that she swears provide more serotonin than any other genre. Her dream is to keep writing, keep traveling, and keep oversharing with anyone that will listen.