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Singles Protest Everything Wrong With Dating Apps

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    Plant community - my ... @imyhai i decided to open my dating apps after a long break and yeah i'm deleting this shit again I wish I was there with you, standing behind, pulling your back against my chest with my hand on your stomach gently kissing the back of your head

    As sincere as this message would sound if it was coming from our actual boyfriend, when it comes from a random dude on a dating app that she's never met, it's universally creepy AF. The sad thing is he could have made this dream a reality if he wouldn't have been as creepy from the get-go. I too would delete the apps after one message like this one. 

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    Cat - Daily Dose P @ddofinternet Dating apps will become even more depressing in a few thousand years. You finally get a match and they live in a different solar system.

    Whoa, this one blew my mind! I think it's a struggle to match with hotties that live in different cities, but the future is gonna be a whole 'nother ballpark. The singles of the future are not ready! Somebody must warn them. 

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    Font - chaos demon @dingusofficial I really cannot do dating apps, I need a friends to lovers arc.. I am not asking much 7:57 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Manasvi ... @thejadedsmith Ok but all of the guys l've dated, I wouldn't have swiped right on any of them if they popped up on my tinder and that's one of the primary reasons I don't believe in dating apps. 1:27 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - @britteckler My biggest flex is matching with guys I went to high school with on dating apps and reminding them who I am and knowing I got hotter with age while they did not!!! 7:58 AM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Anthony @BigJigglyPanda If dating apps have taught me anything it's that I am most certainly going to die alone. 4:25 PM · Apr 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Sky - JAYB @itsjaylynyall Me when boys on dating apps ask me what I'm looking for Kum& Go Kam& Go LAUMDROMAT
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    Font - Melly @jellymellybeann I hate dating apps Today 5:56 PM I was going to call you beautiful, but beauty's on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet!
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    Rectangle - jen @jensoextra ... *one month off dating apps* TINDER 16m ago Tinder Your commitment to procrastination is outstanding
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    Font - murph @mairpodz i just have dating apps so i have even more platforms to shitpost on 11:21 PM · Apr 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Caspar 8 @homobernardus Woke up today to find out that I really did spend $50 on tshirts and re-downloaded dating apps so l'm doing well 6:58 AM · Apr 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - shenetworks ... @SerenaTalksTech I feel like there should be a 'feedback option' on dating apps where you can explain why you swiped left. 8:41 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Cunty clitoris cutie @CuntyCutie Guys sometimes I just go on the dating apps to look at their dogs. 11:20 AM · Apr 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Andrew Palmer ... @andrewDC_ using dating apps is like realizing your favorite restaurant is closed so you gotta do the best with what you got in the fridge 2:17 AM · Apr 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - ernie @alienbundy each time a lockdown/curfew gets extended. dating apps get more new users 9:16 AM · Apr 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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