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15 Inescapably Cringeworthy Tinder Conversation Moments

Tinder is the black hole of unadulterated, shamelessly thirsty modern day 'romance', and these moments capture the inevitable cringe that almost inevitably pops up every time you swipe right in sync with someone else on Tinder. If you ever find yourself stuck in a solidly shitty Tinder conversation headed fast for nowhere, break out this particularly stellar pick-up line: "C'mon, yolo and stuff". Riiight?

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    tinder conversation Courtney "Staring at this screen won't start a convo..." - tinder Lol what Well Courtney, that's what tinder told me Haha I'm sure of it So are you from Tennessee? Cause I'm the only ten you see? Nah you're more like a 7, but thats good enough Wow thanks.... You should be flattered, that's a high score, you're in the top 30% Send Message
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    tinder conversation Sorry, swiped by accident. I'm more of a Google guy. Send Message
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    tinder conversation Hey do you mind answering 3 simple questions for me? May 11, 2016, 11:14 AM I don't mind Ask away! What's 2-1? What's the opposite of day? Night Stand? Is that what you want So you're down? Sent May 11, 2016, 12:09 PM Fuck off Type a Message... Send GIF
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    tinder conversation Damn your name reminds me of my favorite sex position. It's call the John F. Kennedy. I explode on your face while you scream and try to get out of the car. Jun 17, 2016, 4:34 PM Let's hear another one Fun fact: Kennedy's domestic and foreign policies were called the "new frontier". I'd like to explore your new frontier. Sent Send Type a Message... GIF
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    tinder conversationMacarena Can we hook up so when my friends ask me what i'm doing, i can say i'm doing the Macarena? Hahahhahahaha That's funny haha Wait were you serious or just trying to be funny? Dead serious. Oh ok.. Then no You sure? Come on, yolo and stuff Send Message
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    tinder conversation If I wanted to make a good first impression what should I say? I'm easily impressed haha I saved a girl from getting raped once Really? Impressive ) Wasn't that difficult really, I just stopped chasing her :) Send Message
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    tinder conversation Would you be okay if everytime we fucked I thought of my ex her name was Emily too God I miss that whore then text her But I have you now new Emily together we shall flourish I'm not fucking you I shall settle for oral and nothing less! Send Message
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    tinder conversation Anna What's your worst then? Idk if your ready for my worst I'm definitely teady What do 9v batteries and your asshole have in common? *ready What do they have in common? I know i shouldnt lick them but sooner or later i do it anyway OH MY GOD Message Send GIF
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    tinder conversation i dont want my kids to not be able to drive i dont think this is gonna work alex your kids? yeah like is we fucked your asian right haha yeah but I'll have you know I'm probably a better driver than you oh you're one of those tokyo drift asian mother fuckers aren't you
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    tinder conversation have you ever wanted to be unsatisfied with a average white man's penis? look no further i had too read that like 4 times
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    tinder conversation Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna drop a baby in you Type a Message... Send GIF
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    tinder conversation How much does a polar bear weigh? Jul 26, 2014, 11:37 PM Enough to break the ice? Jul 27, 2014, 12:03 AM Actually, a fully grown polar bear weighs between 330-1100 lbs depending on sex and pregnancy. Polar bears live on ice caps, if they weighed enough to break the ice, they'd simply crash through and drown. Think before you open your whore mouth Kelsey Send Message
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    tinder conversation U liked my moment but ur not going to respond I see how it is shelbi Nov 6, 2014, 7:04 PM Sorry I was busy what's up Nov 6, 2014, 7:20 PM That's ok I was busy jerking off to your photos Send Message QWER T YUIOP ASD FG H J K L Z X C VB N M return 123 space
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    tinder conversation Your hair reminds me of cotton candy 11 hours ago Haha thanks? Thats probably pretty accurate, except the sticky par... Susanna 1 min ago I can fix that Sent GIF Send a message...
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    tinder conversation about height and weight
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