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Reddit Just Asked One of the Stupidest Questions I've Ever Heard, and, Frankly, I Love It and All The Answers

The world is filled with stupid questions, and most of those questions are size related, particularly whether or not God can create something so big that even he can't eat it. Sometimes people think outside the bun, though. Reddit is a place for that, a safe space where stupid questions aren't chastised but encouraged. This is one of those times. So when someone asked: "What would the Earth taste like if we shrunk it to the size of a grape and ate it as a whole?" The gang at Ask Reddit took it to heart, and the answers are fantastic. However, the answer is quite easy: The earth would taste like chicken.

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    I'm on a low-sodium diet, though.

    Salt water and dirt. permalink embed
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    He's be the person to ask.

    Galactus, plz go and stay go. permalink embed
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    So... It tastes like pizza.

    Probably like something deep fried that as soon as we bite through the crust it burns our tongue and then we taste anything for the next three weeks. can't Thanks, earth permalink embed
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    Well it would be insanely hot for one, so if you taste anything before your taste buds burn to death it'll probably taste metallic and then bloody permalink embed
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    A mix between metallic and broken teeth permalink embed load more comments (16 replies)
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    layer of dirt and salt water on it Get an iron ball baring, heat it to 5000 degrees and then put a permalink embed load more comments (78 replies)
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    Crunchy on the outside, molten on the inside permalink embed load more comments (17 replies)
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    Terrable
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