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The RAs of Reddit Are Delivering 22 of the Best Dorm Stories and They Are Crazy as Hell

What was your craziest college story? Was it stealing all the mirrors in the bathroom, shitting in the shower, or simply making vodka in the bathtub at two in the morning? I'm sure it was just as crazy as these. 

Over on Reddit, the RAs are dishing some of their craziest dorm stories. Check 'em out. 

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    Text - -] MyManeLion 36 points 12 hours ago When I was just starting out residents he had. He said they were always partying and getting drunk, but every time he tried to bust them he never found any evidence, anywhere, no empty bottles in the trash, nothing in the fridge. So at the end of the year he telks them they won't get in trouble he just realky wants to know how they got past him so often. Apparently they had a big fish tank but didnt have any fish. Turns out it wasnt full of water like
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    Text - [] bestclipfan 7 points 6 hours ago To set the scene the bit. Midway through winter our college does a sort of preview day for Seniors who would be interested in applying to the college. Part of the preview day is a tour of the residence halls as a way to entice the would be students. The preview day was whatever Freshman do. Usually the Freshman are able to make it back to their room...but in this case one did not make it all the way back. Rather, this freshman had made it back to his ro
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    Text - higginsburrito 9 points 8 hours ago Made a vodka hot tub in their room at 2 in the morning using portable electrical stoves. Let's just say the fire department came real fast permalink embed
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    Text - atombomb1945 12 points 7 hours ago Army barracks, same thing. Guy gets drunk one night and decided to smash everything in his room and send it out the window at 3am. Might have gotten away with it as he was going home the next morning, except he lit his mattress on fire before sending it out the fourth story window. Fires tend to attract police and the fire Department. TL;DR guy throws a Who party in his room
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    Text - [- Gronkalicious 12 points 5 hours ago I was an RA in our freshman dorm my senior year (2009-2010) I had 2 residents who played a game where they tricked each other into seeing their buttholes. Texts, printed pictures in a laptop, and so on Walking the hall one night I see their door is cracked open but the light is off. I figure I should make sure their stuff is safe and lock it up for them. I push the door open, flip the light on, and look into the middle of the room to see one of the r
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    Text - [] mau5_419 26 points 9 hours ago* Oh boy this is the thread for me. I was an RA last year and the year before in an all male dorm of about 500 people. Here's some of the more notable shit that went down: multiple mirrors were stolen from bathrooms -a streetlight was stolen from outside and placed in the 3rd floor bathroom -on multiple occasions I found half full bottles Ron Diaz and puke in the community showers -some guys got busted for weed and said "just so you guys know, we were doin
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    Text - [] KimchikittyKatcher 17 points 8 hours ago Not an RA, never was one My friend was one and he walked into the pool room of our dorm just after a freshman set off an M-80 inside a pumpkin. Apparently the four involved had pumpkin guts all over them and were standing there giggling like they were 8 years old. permalink embed
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    Text - [] Nobodyville 25 polnts 11 hours ago I was a step above an RA at my school, and I was a grad student. I worked in an all-girls dorm so there wasn't much craziness, mostly just microwave burnt popcorn incidents and a few instances of trying to suss out who had bulimia and was barfing in the recycle bins. However, we had a men's bathroom in the basement One day someone's guest had gone to the bathroom and basically had a total poop explosion, it was all over the walls, the seat, the floor
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    Text - - edie_carm 99 points 12 hours ago It was about 1 am, and I hear someone singing Panic! at the Disco. Okay. It keeps getting louder I throw on some more 'appropriate' pajamas and walk out into the lounge. About 20 residents have just gotten back from a night out (read: they drunk af) and are jamming to throwbacks while cooking up some rice and beans. I tried my best to keep a straight face while saying to quiet down since it was quiet hours and some other residents may have classes or eve
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    Text - [-Cock_for_your_mom 93 polnts 14 hours ago We had someone on our hall who was shitting in the showers. Every weekend. We never caught him.
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    Text - [] nikko_b132 76 points 13 hours ago We would have two guys with the same name, one skinny and one larger guy, be down in their boxers and put their hands down their boxers and out the leg holes, then they would both chase people in the dorm. There was just something about it that was really offsetting
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    Text - [] messejueller21 160 points 10 hours ago Had a guy yesterday who tried to knock on his window to get the attention of his friend only to have it shatter everywhere from 5 stories up.
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    Text - [-] vagabondhermit 133 points 12 hours ago I busted a small party in my small dorm and one of my residents jumped out the window. I didn't even go after him. I just waited by his door for him to come back. "Dude, you live here, what was your plan?" Another time my residents were using the extra mattresses in the basement to slide down the stairs. When a kid hit his head I stopped it The less intelligent residents were standing at the end of the hallway popping each other's pimples. I didn
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    Text - [- CDubz5 62 points 10 hours ago I had just gotten on call one Wednesday afternoon and received a call from campus security asking for some backup (aka they wanted someone to do the paperwork) so I get to the other side of the building and the campus safety officer tells me "the student punched a Domino's pizza guy in the face, stole his pizza bag and the delivery for another student and ran off". We get to his room, he opens the door and he appears to be higher than life and tries to tel
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    Text - [] irunondietcoke 66 points 10 hours ago I think I've got a few. My favorite was not actually what a resident did, but another RA. It was her birthday so her and two friends did shrooms in her room. I heard screaming so I went up to check it out, my colleague saw me and was like "please you have to help me", her friend was running up and down the hall screaming "I'm on drugs! I'm on drugs!" She killed my colleagues gold fish and almost threw herself down a flight of stairs. Their third fr
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    Text - [] thehavensgrey 158 points 12 hours ago We caught a few guys one afternoon dipping tennis balls in some sort of liquid fuel and launching them at the college president's house that was being built next to our dorm. Gotta respect the cojones to do it in broad daylight.
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    Text - [] MacaroniPterodactyl 242 polnts 12 hours ago I was in my room, working residents standing there, crying and holding one of those hostess brownies. on homework when someone knocks on my door. I open it to find one of my female "MacaroniPterodactyl," she says. "I just found out I've put on thirteen pounds since I started college here!" I looked at her, pointed at the brownie and said, "Maybe that has something to do with it?" She called me mean and stormed off. She came back 20 minutes la
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    Text - [ icouldgoforsomebeer 91 points 9 hours ago Had the typical football boys shit in one of the shower drains and not tell the janitors, until they found it a week later after the communal bathroom started to smell Dude was carrying a very intoxicated girl into the building with their huge group of friends. Once they noticed that I was by the doors he dropped the girl, she fell on the ground and everyone hid behind a car in front of the building (as if I didn't see them before) One of my fem
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    Text - -] anonymouswallabee 122 points 10 hours ago It was super late and I was in bed because I had a dining hall shift next am. Hear a knocking at my door and guy from down the hall is let in by roomie. I can hear he is drunk and keeps yelling where is AW, where is AW. Roomie says she's in bed Suddenly my bedroom door flies open and next thing I know he is jumping on my bed with me in it. Guy is over 6ft tall, holding a frying pan, and wearing nothing but a man thong. Call campus security to l
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    Text - [- j-rock0217 138 points 10 hours ago Not an RA but last year a guy on my floor paid for a tattoo artist to come to our floor lounge and he got a tattoo done, the artist brought one of those fold-able tables that look like something from a chiropractor. All the RAs in the building tried to find a rule he was actually breaking but there was nothing against hiring a tattoo artist in your dorm. That problem was promptly fixed permalink embed
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    Text - [] AWelshCorgi 280 points 12 hours ago I didn't catch them, but apparently my residents turned the hallway into a slip-n-slide. When the rumor started spreading, I had to explain to my boss why I didn't see it/ why I allowed it. Idk man, I'm taking 21 credits this semester. Can't be in the dorm ALL the time...
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    Text - -1 WarwickshireBear 375 points 13 hours ago Some great but ridiculous/awful/disgusting stuff. Yes, someone shat in the shower. I don't know why, but this happens everywhere for som e reason. Someone managed to get a pheasant (alive) in their room and then hotboxed the place. I still have many question marks over this one Someone very earnestly was spreading butter across every surface of the communal kitchen. We had a pretty relaxed set up and this student basically agreed to stop taking
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