I Can Has Cheezburger?

When Animals Act Like Total Jerks

  • 1

    "I had to put out a decoy keyboard so my solar keyboard could charge"

    Cat

    Well, can you really blame this cat? Clearly, the most comfortable place in the house for sitting is a keyboard. Duh. It's the same logic they apply as when they choose to sit in the box the cat tree came in instead of on the tree. You should have known this would happen. This is clearly the cat's spot. 

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  • 2

    "Most efficient way to spread white hair over all your black clothes"

    White - MICHAEL MICHAEL KORS CHRIST

    Again, honestly, you should have known that chilling across a whole bunch of hanged clothes is the most comfortable place in the house. If you did not want your cat on there, you should have made it less comfortable. Perhaps you should have formed a pile of clothes in the shape of a cat tree, then the cat definitely wouldn't have sat on it.

  • 3

    "Cat burglar"

    Plant - CAT THIEF MY IS A ESME PLEASE TAKE THESE ITEMS IF THEY ARE YOURS
  • 4

    "My dogs new bed is memory foam. He’s realized my fiancé’s pillow is made of the same thing so now he thinks he has a second bed…"

    Dog - 100
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  • 5

    "Google made a panorama of my cat stealing my husband's pants out of his closet"

    Comfort
  • 6

    "Noodle forcibly holding Dahlia hostage for Bath Time."

    Cat
  • 7

    "Anyone else have a butthead who flops in the dirt pile demanding to be pushed with the broom?"

    Cat
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  • 8

    "He knows he's not supposed to do this"

    Furniture
  • 9

    "This is why I can’t catch the fox..."

    Plant
  • 10

    "She can lay on me but I can’t touch her."

    Shoulder - My foot was touching her. She moved here in protest.
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  • 11

    "Spy’s (Doberman) favorite seat is on Skeletor’s head"

    Dog
  • 12

    "Thought house was being broke into but it was just the tortoise wreckin shit."

    Plant
  • 13

    "Sir, please, I understand the point but your breath stinks"

    Brown
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  • 14

    "My friend came back from work, and found this in his bedroom"

    Wood
  • 15

    "She wanted to share my supper"

    Nose
  • 16

    "My brand new footstool (that is replacing my old footstool because it was destroyed by this jerk)"

    Vertebrate - ing
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  • 17

    "Noodle thinks human legs are food"

    Eye

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