When Animals Act Like Total Jerks

So, okay, as much as we love animals - and oh my goodness, we love them so much - anyone who has ever had an animal know that animals can be total heckin' jerks. We don't get mad at them... not really, we just sigh with exasperation, clean up whatever it is that they broke and them give them a little kiss on the head. Because that's what loving your pet means, really. Plus, it's funny, and as much as we don't like seeing our stuff broken, we do love laughing at other people's pet shenanigans.

Whether it's cats being total jerks, parrots being jerks with no sense of self preservation or sometimes even peacocks deciding to be jerks and scare everyone in their way, we love laughing at these little hooligans being such annoying little weirdos. We cry a little over the broken things, then we laugh, and then we give our babies treats.

01
"I had to put out a decoy keyboard so my solar keyboard could charge"

via u/andricathere

Well, can you really blame this cat? Clearly, the most comfortable place in the house for sitting is a keyboard. Duh. It's the same logic they apply as when they choose to sit in the box the cat tree came in instead of on the tree. You should have known this would happen. This is clearly the cat's spot.
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02
"Most efficient way to spread white hair over all your black clothes"

via u/strohLopes

Again, honestly, you should have known that chilling across a whole bunch of hanged clothes is the most comfortable place in the house. If you did not want your cat on there, you should have made it less comfortable. Perhaps you should have formed a pile of clothes in the shape of a cat tree, then the cat definitely wouldn't have sat on it.
03
"Cat burglar"

via u/ohwhelmed
04
"My dogs new bed is memory foam. He’s realized my fiancé’s pillow is made of the same thing so now he thinks he has a second bed…"

via u/huskeya4
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05
"Google made a panorama of my cat stealing my husband's pants out of his closet"

via u/Rough-Emergency-3714
06
"Noodle forcibly holding Dahlia hostage for Bath Time."

via u/noodleisacat
07
"Anyone else have a butthead who flops in the dirt pile demanding to be pushed with the broom?"

via u/EnterraCreator
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08
"He knows he's not supposed to do this"

via u/9999monkeys
09
"This is why I can’t catch the fox..."

via u/sarah74326
10
"She can lay on me but I can’t touch her."

via u/notasurfergrl
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11
"Spy’s (Doberman) favorite seat is on Skeletor’s head"

via u/ReddRavish
12
"Thought house was being broke into but it was just the tortoise wreckin shit."

via u/Dharmic_Mewtwo
13
"Sir, please, I understand the point but your breath stinks"

via u/JBeans214
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14
"My friend came back from work, and found this in his bedroom"

via u/YarGeek
15
"She wanted to share my supper"

via u/Derekdft
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"My brand new footstool (that is replacing my old footstool because it was destroyed by this jerk)"

via u/TerrorGatorRex
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"Noodle thinks human legs are food"

via u/Agreenleaf5

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