Ridiculously Funny Animal Habits (Mostly Cats Being Weirdos)

Every single person in the world who has pets know just how friggin' weird they can be. They have the weirdest, most unique habits ever - things that you will never expect from them. You cats who have weird obsessions with bread. You have parrots with no sense of self preservation, flying into walls, trying to dive into our soup. You have dogs just being… dogs. I.e. adorable weirdos. 

Each and every animal has some weird habit. Not a single one of them is normal, and who knows that better than our pawfect ICanHasCheezburger users who have all somehow managed to adopt the strangest and cutest animals out there. Whenever our users share their stories, we laugh. Every time. So we always - always - want to share these stories with you too. 

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    Font - Shayla Simpson-Turner My dog learned how to open the cabinet and the peanut butter jar. Also the bread. We came home one day from a brief outing and found she'd.I guess made herself some peanut butter sandwiches?? Lol I dunno but it wasn't fun to clean up. O Last time we trust her alone with free reign of the house. S 4 Like Reply Message 1d

    You give them one minute alone. Just one minute. That's enough for them to cause mayhem. Even the calmest, most pawdorable, most innocent looking puppy ever will do something insane if you take your eyes off it. Maybe you didn't expect him to develop this ability. As cat people, we have already learned. Now you know better. The solution is to simply give him peanut butter always forever so he doesn't have to do this stuff. Easy. 

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    Food - Ross Hawes Many years ago we had a cat that trained our (then about 18 months old) son to help him steal Raspberry Lollies. He, the cat, couldn't open the pantry door but our son could. Our son couldn't reach the shelf with the lollies but the cat could. Our son would open the door, our cat would get the lollies and we would find both of them sitting on the floor eating the lollies. We didn't know how they were getting them until we heard the pantry open and caught the cat knocking the lo

    And they say that cats will not actually take over the world. Cats may be lazy, that's true. That's why they use us as our minions. They train us to do things for them, and clearly, they start training us at a very young age. Watch your kids, people, for if not, the cats will begin the revolution even earlier. 

    via Ross Hawes
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    Font - Jakob Holgersson Some cats have weird habbits... That display surprisingly intelligent behavior. My old cat, who passed away last year had the habit of inventorizing his stuff. That's right INVENTORIZE. We'd put all his toys in a box so they wouldn't be all over the house. A few times a year, he'd take them all out one by one and put them in piles depending on category. Balls to the left, mice to the right and "miscelaneous" in the middle. He'd then walk around the house, look for the stu
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    Font - Rory Gibson I had one that learned how to open kitchen cupboards and if you didn't feed him when he was hungry he would go in and start chucking mugs and things out! He learned how to play fetch, followed me around constantly meowing, greeted me at the door.. he was like a catdog and a furry toddler and I had to "Briny"- proof my house. He got into everything! 6. Like · Reply · Message · 1d - Edited
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    Mammal - Jeff Chrzanowski My ginger has found that playing with/banging on the miniblinds near my side of the bed is a good way to wake me up to give him attention. Like · Reply Message 1d
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    Rectangle - Mika Potter I let my cat out into the outside world for the first time since l've had her this year and she loves rolling in dust. I wonder if it's a type of camouflage to cover their scent? 1 Like · Reply · Message 1d
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    Font - Anita Toadie Moontoadie I have one that thank god doesn't have thumbs. She tries to open drawers and turn on taps. Opening the cupboards are easy peasy for her but we don't keep human food on the lower shelves and she doesn't like it anyway or she'd be in it. If you leave a drawer cracked she will stick her little paw in and pull out everything she can grab. She steals any little bag or parcel she can get her evil mitts on. Lol. Love her to bits. Like · Reply · Message 1d
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    Organism - Isaac Thompson This is Bean. Bean is naughty. Bean likes to go under sinks and knock everything out from under the sink and play with it at 2 AM. But look at dat cute belleh?! So adorbs Like · Reply Message 1d Edited
    via Isaac Thompson
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    Rectangle - Michelle Murphey Porter My parents have a polydactyl. He steals things other cats couldn't get hold of pens, paper clips, etc. and hoards them. Like · Reply Message 6h
    via Michelle Murphey
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    Rectangle - Darcy Septicemic Boutin My cat can open the latch on the cedar cabinet I keep my cannabis and accessories in 6 Like · Reply Message 1d
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    Rectangle - Ci Cam I had a cat that would steal sweaters and all off to make biscuits with them. When you tried to take the sweater he would latch on to the item and growl at you. Like Reply · Message 1d

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