Totally Believable Illuminati Theory Stakes Claim That Disney Cloned, Killed, And Buried the Real Miley Cyrus In a Desert
Well that explains everything! The continual public displays of lewd behavior, the shameless self-deprecation for the sole sake of furthering the thirst of the crowd...I mean, really, riiight? This is not the Hannah Montana we once equally loved and loathed. Must be a clone. Must be the Illuminati. That's just the only viable explanation at this point. To propose anything less would be an outright fail in the face of unmistakable Illuminati meddling. Oh, also. This is all absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable in the best way possible.
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The Daily Star reports:
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Annd here's our sweet tin-foil wrapped conspiracy theory of the hour:
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Lest we forget the rest of the celebrities caught up in the Illuminati's long con game:
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