Groom Gets Married Twice In One Year, Surprised People Aren't Stoked About Second Cash Wedding

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mattstaff
Jan 1, 2022 11:00 PM EST

Some people are wandering boldly, unknowingly aimlessly through this world without a clue that the way they're carrying themselves is completely unacceptable. Take this seasoned groom, for instance. After the first marriage caves in on itself, the dude expects the wedding guests/coworkers to be stoked about the prospect of a second cash wedding, cash bridal shower, and potluck. Yeah. Money still isn't growing on trees. Would be cool if it did, but we're not there yet. If you want to keep the wedding drama going, check out this post about a carnivore family member who refused to attend a vegan wedding, so the bride consulted Reddit.

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    Font - U r/weddingshaming u/coffee_lover_777 • 19d + Join 1 1 A 2 for 1! Groom gets married twice in one year, astounded that the 2nd wedding people aren't excited about a "Cash" bridal shower, BYOB, Potlock, Cash event second wedding. People weren't falling for it.... Greedy Edit: Do not publish without my permission. This was a few years back.
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    Font - I worked for a small company (about 40 people) that was very family oriented. One of the younger guys (mid 20's) was getting married for the first time to his long time GF from high school. None of us were THAT close to the guy. But hey. Younger couple, getting hitched, it's fun. Company pooled a cash wedding gift for them of about $4k (USD). Everyone attended. It was kind of low rent (they spent more on the DJ than they did on food), but whatever. Everyone was excited to wish them well a
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    Font - Bride cheats on our co-worker about two months later and they divorce. A few months later, we all get another invite to his "Second Formal Wedding." The woman he is marrying has never been married so again, another formal first wedding with all the bells and whistles. BUT. .
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    Font - 1. Co-ed Bridal Shower (If both women and men are invited, that's double the gift!!!!) that is a "Cash Shower." So. .only bring cash for gifts. ($20 per person/$50 per person recommended.) <can you imagine what they would have raked in at $50 per person with 150 people???> Also, it's Potluck so, can everyone contact the future MIL (bride's mother) to let them know what they are bringing? It's 150 people so if people could volunteer to bring main dishes (meats) that would be GREAT and let
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    Font - No one RSVP'd they'd come. AND that meant, no one signed up to bring food for 150 people. Future MIL (bride's mother) DEMANDED via FB and phone calls that everyone invited needed to contact her as to WHY they weren't coming and as to WHY no one was volunteering to bring 'x' for 150. No one responded. She was livid. Bridal Shower ended up being a bust because no one was coming so they cancelled it. 1. The wedding invite. BYOB and BYOB for the wedding to share! Also, since none ofyou volunt
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    Font - But...wait for it.. .be ready to play some REALLY fun cash games at the wedding receptionlike, "Pin the cash on the bride's dress (nothing less than $20, please)", Cash gift tree, Cash topin to your dinner card name card and some other ridiculous "pin money to some wall hanging"thing I don't remember. Overall, it was like, bring your own booze, food, and cash enough for 4gift grabs. $20 minimum!!!! Each!!! ...... As a small company, for our co-worker, everyone had gone out for his FIRST w
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    Font - The guy said, "OMG I think something happened at the post office! About 75% of the people we invited said they never got an invite! Do you want to come?" Since it was a week away and FOUR HOURS away from where I lived, I told him I had other plans. They ended up with about 20 people (close family) and his future MIL calling, FB'ing, texting everyone at the last minute saying, "I know this was wrong to ask everyone to bring everything. We're now getting it catered. Can you all please just
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    Sky - Got invited to the baby shower a few months after the wedding. Did not go. 合 2.8k Share 232
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