Groom Gets Married Twice In One Year, Surprised People Aren't Stoked About Second Cash Wedding

Some people are wandering boldly, unknowingly aimlessly through this world without a clue that the way they're carrying themselves is completely unacceptable. Take this seasoned groom, for instance. After the first marriage caves in on itself, the dude expects the wedding guests/coworkers to be stoked about the prospect of a second cash wedding, cash bridal shower, and potluck. Yeah. Money still isn't growing on trees. Would be cool if it did, but we're not there yet. If you want to keep the wedding drama going, check out this post about a carnivore family member who refused to attend a vegan wedding, so the bride consulted Reddit.

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