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People on Twitter String Together Believable Theory That We're All Living Out An Episode of 'Parks and Recreation'

Honestly, I'm down. However far-fetched this 'conspiracy theory' or whatever you'd call this is, truth of the matter is the world would be a much better place, full of sunshine and rainbows and always smell like bacon, if we had Ron Swanson around. Which segues nicely into my newfound life aspirations: shake hands with Ron Swanson after knocking back a bourbon or two together as we discover the meaning of life somewhere in our respective well-done steaks. Oh, and to run around in a mindless state of pure bliss with Andy Dwyer, actively taking the term man child to new heights. 

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