10 of the DUMBEST Things People Have Actually Said On a First Date

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  • 01
    Font - "A girl I took on a date mentioned she bought like 10 Digiorno Pizzas at the grocery store only to find out they recalled them because of something being wrong with the crust. She then said, 'but I don't eat the crust so I didn't return them!' When I told her the crust also consists of the entire bottom of the pizza it was like a light bulb went on."
  • 02
    Font - "Made the mistake of getting into politics on a first date and the guy says, 'I don't know how anyone could vote for Barack Obama. I mean, it rhymes with Osama!" And that is the only reason he did not like Barack Obama."
  • 03
    Font - "I was out with this girl who told me she was a vegetarian but then she ordered chicken tenders. 'Aren't you a vegetarian?' I asked. 'Yes, but like, these don't have bones in them and they aren't shaped like chicken so it's not like, eating an actual chicken."
  • 04
    Font - "I am a geologist. Was on a date with this guy and he said he doesn't understand how the continents stay in the same formation and position on the Earth and not float around. He thought the continents were just floating."
  • 05
    Font - "After college, I lived in Vietnam. I went on a first date with a guy and told him this. He said, 'Woah, isn't it like, a war zone over there?' He still thought the Vientman War was going on."
  • 06
    Font - "I'm Canadian. I took an American girl out on a date. She looked me dead in the eye and asked, 'Do they celebrate Christmas in Canada? Someone told me they don't celebrate the 4th of July so I wasn't sure."
  • 07
    Font - "I went on a date with this guy and coincidentally we both had sisters who were pregnant. I told him I was with her when she found out and she took 6 pregnancy tests because she couldn't believe it. He says, 'Wait, she's having 6 kids?!' He was dead f*cking serious."
  • 08
    Font - "I went out with this guy who was a total conspiracy theorist and thought vaccines were a ploy to get everyone in a system so the government would have facial recognition technology to keep tabs on citizens. I asked him if he had a driver's license."
  • 09
    Font - "Took this girl out to dinner. She ordered chicken. Looked at the waiter and said "Can I get that medium well?"
  • 10
    Font - "I met this guy for a date and it turned out he was this gun-toting republican. He spent two hours deafening his right to bear arms and then said, 'You can't just amend the Constitution!' I asked him what the definition of 'amend' was...

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