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Twitter Thread: Biquette The Goat Rocking Out With Punk Bands

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    Product - Daniel Pietersen @pietersender ... Biquette the goat, sold to an abattoir after she stopped producing milk but was rescued by punks and then spent 10 years watching grindcore bands. She could come and go as she pleased and, in the words of her rescuers, "escaped death, lived punk". Absolute legend. SR 12:41 AM - Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 37.8K Retweets 2,775 Quote Tweets 180.1K Likes

    This story feels too unlikely even for a Disney movie. If it were turned into anything, it would probably be some HBO-like show, with kings and queens and abattoirs that need to be slain. Honestly, we would watch that, because we know that this punk goat would kick ass. 

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    Font - Nichoul BNJ ... @NichoulB Replying to @pietersender I knew Biquette. She was great ! We had to hide our tobacco or weed. She loved staying near the oven when we prepaired pizzas. She loved grind core, crust or metal but didn't like punk-rock ! 7:31 AM - Dec 23, 2021 Twitter Web App

    That's the only thing that bothers us about this story really - is the fact that she was exposed to so many substances. But hey, she was a rock star, and that comes with issues like these quite often. People in these tweets have given their accounts of how happy she seemed, so as long as she wasn't being held there against her will, we will remember her as the legend that she was.

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    Nature - Rabies Babies @rb_punk Replying to @pietersender We played at Mauriac 10 years ago, Biquette came on stage with us and stole our drummer's beer. (Sadly we have no photo evidence of this, but this was earlier in the day, when we were setting up). 1:08 PM - Dec 23, 2021 - Twitter Web App
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    Font - Aitor @aitor_earth Replying to @pietersender She lived in the French squated farm of Mauriac. I was able to play there once. Quite an experience 9:33 AM - Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter Web App
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    Font - Joyce @Joycieface Replying to @pietersender Oh god I just read her story and she lived so unhealthy during her time at the space Imao (she loved tobacco and alcohol and sometimes ate paint from the bottoms of cans and died about 10 years early) but she was happy and lived as she pleased so good for her 10:40 AM - Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 107 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 4,950 Likes
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    Font - VAMPYR 1C @vampyrlc Replying to @Joycieface and @pietersender What did you expect, she lived the life of a rock star. 2:28 PM - Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 67 Retweets 6,056 Likes
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    Human body - lydia deetz nutz @vissersixxx Replying to @vampyric @Joycieface and @pietersender also, she was a goat 4:40 PM Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - VAMPYR 1C @vampyric Replying to @vissersixxx @Joycieface and @pietersender She was THE goat 4:43 PM - Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 1,501 Likes
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    Photograph - Poke the bear @MovementFull Replying to @pietersender Ah i have one of those. But mine thinks it's a dog. 6:57 PM · Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter Web App
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    Gesture - beergrind ... @ kathaar Replying to @pietersender
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    Font - Matt Honda TM @uberhonda Replying to @pietersender and @Follow_Follow_ Escaped death , lived deaf. 1:24 AM - Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter for Android 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,620 Likes
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    Font - Chrisドドド。 @ChrisDaPancreas Replying to @uberhonda @pietersender and @Follow_Follow_ "man, these are some intense vibes"- the deaf goat, feeling vibrations 8:01 AM - Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter for Android 9 Retweets 1,359 Likes
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    Font - Gabriel Garcia @solid_garcia Replying to @pietersender She was also, without fail, the cleanest, best-dressed being in the venue. 10:36 AM - Dec 22, 2021 - Twitter for Android 4 Retweets 1,136 Likes

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Mariel is the resident cat lady, and she's very serious about that role. Her cat is always curled up on her lap during Zoom meetings, and yes, she will call attention to it and make sure everyone notices. Second only to cats, writing is her passion. It only makes sense that she writes content about animals for a living. She also likes nature, excessively large mugs of coffee, and lemony deserts.