Gamers Describe Video Games Through Hypothetical 'Florida Man' Headlines

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Mel Dawn
Jan 11, 2022 1:00 PM EST

Redditors have managed to combine two beloved internet topics: video games and "Florida Man" headlines. The game is pretty simple. You take the basic plot of a video game and turn it into a headline. For example, Death Stranding would go something like this: "Florida man convinced he can save humanity by carrying a bunch of crap across the country." Keep scrolling to see the headlines people came up with and see if you can come up with any of your own!

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    Sky - Florida man kills turtles, tries to kidnap woman while high on shrooms Describe your favourite videogame THE COLD BEER SO DORCKEN PHILLY CHEES RESCH FRIES CON DOGS TTIES SEON AANO ERISH NOT DOGS CANDY ICE CREAM WOF THE CO D00 SH OP FRENCH FRIES HOT DOG FRIED SHRIMP VE as a florida man article
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    Product - kaiserkulp · 15d Florida man searches for lost daughter, ends up throwing baby in an oven Reply 1 396 + Monochromatic_Kuma · 15d Witcher III 6 & 131 +
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    Rectangle - ADHD_Absurdist · 15d O 7 Awards Florida Man fights own shadow at Disneyworld with his car keys
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    Font - TheeSawachuki • 15d Florida man wakes up naked on a beach holding a rock the size of his head. G Reply 1.8k 3 Isilduuuuuuuur · 15d Rust 6 t 489
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    Font - nirganzerix • 15d Florida man scarfed down pills to "escape from the ghosts" G Reply 1 1.7k 3 Dewahll • 15d Pac-Man! 6 1 372 3 ...
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    Rectangle - ImpressiveCourt6022 · 15d 4 Awards Florida woman murders co-worker over stressful working conditions and cake falsehoods. G Reply 1 5.2k 3 doyouipv6 · 15d Cake falsehoods got me 6 4 529
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    Font - NWRockNRoll · 15d 2 Awards Florida man kidnaps local wildlife, traps them in balls, forces them to fight other peoples' pets for sport and money. 6 Reply 1 4.7k 3 Star_Cop_Geno · 15d 3 1 Award Well, that's just Florida. 6 4 3.4k 3
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    Product - Fishy492 · 15d Florida man causes city wide quarantine, and gains superpowers in the process Reply 1 1.9k + OPT-Mr-Trap • 15d PlayStation Prototype? My second guess would be inFAMOUS 1 6 1 667 ...
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    Product - Marble-Heart · 15d 1 Award Florida Man rides into off-limits sanctuary and kills local mega-fauna to convince God to resurrect his girlfriend's abducted corpse. Reply 1 3.8k 3 akuguitarist · 15d Shadow of the big dudes 1.6k rotato • 15d PlayStation 3 Awards Silhouette of the Chungus 6 4 1.1k 3 +
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    Font - BambooHatchet · 15d 3 Awards Florida man takes a dead mans robot and murders thousands 6 Reply 1 3.9k 3 Tryhard852 · 15d 1 Award Titan fall 2? 6 4 1.3k 3 ...
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    Product - Triptik · 15d Florida man dies and loses all possessions after falling into large underground cavern of lava after reportedly digging a 160' hole straight down into the ground. G Reply 865 Star_Cop_Geno · 15d He forgot rule number one of Florida Club. Never dig straight down. 280
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    Rectangle - py_a_thon • 15d A 1 Award Florida man raises 4 turtles on a diet of pepperoni pizza and teaches them all kung fu. Reply 1 2.7k 3 ...
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    Font - Qwerky3 · 15d E 1 Award Florida man rips man's spine out in a martial arts tournament. 6 Reply 1 792 Makkapakka777 · 15d PC Mortal Kombat 6 4 179 ...
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    Font - infin17us · 15d A 3 Awards Florida Man survives plane crash, only to get high on experimental drugs and murder the survivors of a city-wide civil war. Claims he was brainwashed into commiting heinous acts of violence against everyone who crossed his path.
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    Font - jkdarklord · 15d Florida man inherits grandpa's farm, romances whole town. G Reply 1.9k 3 + jojoneedsassistance · 15d Stardew valley? 6 1 750 Star_Cop_Geno · 15d I mean, you can pretty much use the same description for any/all of the Harvest Moon games + 4 362
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    Rectangle - Kojimada · 15d PC Florida man takes sword from elderly homeless hermit to rescue a member if royalty because a strange woman in the woods told him it was his destiny. G Reply 1.8k gavreaux • 15d 12 Awards It's dangerous to go alone, take meth. +1 4 1.3k
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    Font - CrimsonMorbus • 15d 1 Award Florida man escapes execution then runs around finding new was to yell at things Reply 1 1.2k Fuzzy-Comedian2659 · 15d Skyrim 6 4 360 ...
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    Product - Finn12617 • 15d Florida child falls into hole and commits mass genocide with a stick Reply 1 910 + TripleU1706 · 15d Undertale! 338 ...
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    Font - [deleted] • 15d Florida man flirts with ai chick while slaughtering millions of aliens causing another corona outbreak G Reply 1.3k Max1muslegend · 15d Halo 6 1 354 ... +
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