As you probably know, this week was National Beer Can Day. Just kidding, why would you know that? It's an absurdly random holiday that should be ashamed of itself for even existing. Anyway, what I love most about this special, stupid day is the idea of celebrating something's packaging instead of the thing itself. Don't get me wrong, beer cans are absolutely not more worthy of recognition than beer. They actually aren't really worth recognizing at all, except to say they should be recycled or whatever. But there totally are wrappings that are worth more than what's wrapped in them. Such as…