Absurd Times The Universe Messed With One Person Exclusively

There are times when it feels like the world is out to get us. You get back to your car to discover you've accidentally parked in a super-handicap space and now your car has been towed. Your internet service provider tells you that service has been knocked out in only your home, but the rest of the block is doing fine so it's a low priority and they won't be coming to fix it for at least a month. You leave your boots outside to air out and all the neighborhood cats get excited that they've discovered a handsome new toilet.

Life has a certain way of making us feel singled out and isolated. Most of the time it's just coincidence. But sometimes? Sometimes it's because you're Greg. And no one likes Greg. Get outta here, Greg. If you're Greg, stop reading this, go back to your 300 square foot studio apartment and stare at all your Mythbusters posters, Greg. Sure the Mythbusters were cool but you're a 35-year-old insurance adjuster, Greg. Greg Davis of Tulsa. With your tan car.

Anyway, here are some more humorously absurd times people and things got singled out.

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