We never know what we're gonna get when we openTinder. It's an app full of surprises. We know people who ghost every single person that messages them without fail, whereas others end up married to their first Tinder date, There are also people that are happily texting potential love interests, only to have these love interests text one thing and suddenly they're on our ick list. On the other hand, Tinder started out as an app that was known for purely sexual encounters, and it still has that reputation to this day. In short, we never know what to expect from people on the app. @Tinder Scaries is also in a constant state of amazement at what people have the audacity and hilarity to say to each other online. It's a Twitter account that collects the top Tinder chats of the week, and obvi, they get funnier by the week.
We LOLed at the person's honest response. At least she knows what she wants, and what she wants is definitely not on the list of men that were offered. We wouldn't have gone as so far as to self-destruct though. We probably would have married Bill Gates, f*cked Tom Hardy, and killed off this random from TInder. We're assuming he's not that much of a catch going up against Bill Gates and Tom Hardy.
THe person on the other end of this may have gotten asked to be a tour guide one too many times by tourists. We get where she's coming from, but who knows?! Maybe one of the tourists will fall madly in love with her and ultimately decide to stay. It would make a helluva rom-com movie, and she should give them a chance for that reason only.
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