Idiot Demands Pregnant Girlfriend Take Maternity Test To See If She's The Mother

A surprise pregnancy can be a very stressful situation, especially if you don't know the fundamentals of biology. Dan here seems to have possibly gotten a woman pregnant, and has agreed to a paternity test. Good for you, Dan. He also suggested that she get a maternity test, just to make sure that the baby she is pregnant with is hers. Read a book, Dan.

Sure, it seems fair in the mind of an idiot that if he would have to get a test, that she would also. But it's not hard for the rest of us to understand why this sort of thing would be unnecessary. Namely the baby inside her. The poor, poor baby inside her.

Probably the biggest shame here is that there's a very good chance that pretty soon there could be another little Dan running around, getting his head stuck in wastepaper baskets and touching the stove over and over just to make sure it hurts. For the sake of the human race, we sincerely hope that it's not Dan's kid. Because we deserve better than this.

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