8 Fun AF Drink Orders That Will Surely Impress Your Hot Date

• Charging Station

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  Let's start this list off with the necessary fuel to power us through our date, shall we? The "Charging Station" is a caffeinated cocktail that infuses cold brew coffee with vodka and syrup. Not only is it the perfect pick-me-up, but punchlines like, "Coffee? At this hour?" are automatically built into the night.

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• Deez Nuts

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  No, I kid you not—this is an actual drink order. I'm not joking. Well, I do tend to joke a bit when I'm a little hammered, but this here is not a drink suggested in jest. Of course, depending on the bar that caters to it, ordering a Deez Nuts should likely be done with someone who has a rogue sense of humor. The quirky name was given purely for kicks. But the real kicker? It's the experimental sweeteners that wouldn't typically be found in such a beverage that make this one the real star of the evening.

  
   

• Sex on the Beach

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  First off, this is a classic. This goes beyond the flirty dipping of the toe into naughty drink ordering territory. This is mostly a promiscuous way of saying, "Hey there", with that sexy-smirk emoji grin on your face. You know the one I'm talking about. Ordering a Sex on the Beach is a fun way of stepping into a little bit of fun right away. And the mixture of whipped cream to top things off? Are you kidding me? He'll be all over you in no time.

• Brandy, Neat

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  This one is for those that can really handle their spirits. And I mean REALLY handle it. There are enough brands of Brandy to go around, so do your homework before showing up to that piano bar. And once the bartender does ask you, "And what'll the lady have?", avoid, at all costs, the fruity versions if you truly want to impress your date.

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• Twelve Mile Minute

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  Born out of necessity, the title came about during the Prohibition Era when the ban on alcohol was just starting to spread, with specifications to radius and distance, specifically a ruse to trick cops into thinking mileage was somehow the focus of conversation and not booze. Maybe slipping in mileage as a double entendre can get you cool points too.

• Naked & Famous

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  So, if you want to get things really rolling in a sultry manner, order a Naked & Famous. You can't go wrong with its tasteful implication and non-over-the-top aesthetic. Mezcal for everyone!

• Song of the Siren

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  Yeah, obviously order this one because of its cool name, but guess what? When your date asks you, "What's that?", you'll have the opportunity to slowly relay the cool origins of this cocktail while listing off its exotic contents. You can have a go and say something along the lines of, "Well, here we have some high-quality cacao as the main staple. Blended with sweet pineapple, combined with some sour lime…" And if you're so inclined, shine those pearly whites for extra siren points.

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• Cosmopolitan

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  Only because it equates with fine-tuned drinking, in the ways at least pop culture will have us believe it does. You can be the Carrie Bradshaw and/or the Samantha Jones of the evening and sip this cocktail slowly, batting your lashes, friskily tossing those wild curls, admitting to your date that you've got a dangerous shoe addiction. I may have placed you into an unrealistic TV series, but at least you have a fun drink in your hand.

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