Entitled Mom Steals iPad, Caught When It Starts Dinging In Her Purse
It's legitimately astounding, the things people will say when they're caught in a lie. Watch a guy walk off with your sexy garden gnomes and he'll be all "well if you didn't want someone to take them, you shouldn't have left them outside." And you're like, "but it's my yard dude, get back here. That's my erotic lawn art" and he'll invariably say "I don't even want these your sexy flamingos were way hotter" and you're like "so that's what happened to those" and then he shouts "I mean my sexy flamingos" and then you're like "bro, those were real flamingos."
The point being, someone who's actively stealing something of yours before your very eyes will tap dance through every logical hoop they can as an excuse just to make off with your crap. It could be that they feel guilty, but it's probably just that the words don't matter, and that they're begging you to play a game of chicken, betting that you'll decide that "Busty Rusty, the swollen-panted garden gnome" isn't something you're willing to throw hands over.
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