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It's rude to presume.
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"Full-time Nap Taker" has a ring to it.
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See ya!
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Whatever you do, don't drop that laptop in the pool.
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Welcome to the dark side.
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Thank God they exist.
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Feeling dead inside? Can't relate!
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You gotta do what you gotta do.
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Confidence is everything!
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Don't forget: you're here forever :)
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I simply do not care about your breakup.
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Silly little treats > paying bills.
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Get a real job.
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Weekend shifts are a special kind of pain.
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You got a problem?