Born in 1627, Doesn’t Look A Day Over 200 Years Old: The Greenland Shark

kalila courban

Jul 15, 2022 5:00 PM EDT

This Greenland shark has roamed the sea for nearly 400 years and swam right into our hearts the moment we started following her journey. Millions have been captivated by her graceful drift through infinity. Her special story and newfound stardom inspired a wave of admiration for not only the lovely 397 year old lady, but for the entire Greenland shark species.

We gather here to celebrate and memorialize the Greenland shark as the hard-core, cold-blooded undying vertebrates that they are. And to the lady who dropped our jaws and stole our hearts, we wish we could give you a hug. The next 10 assorted internet clippings are but a mosaic of the internet's reaction to the eternal and iconic Greenland shark.

By: Lars Allen

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01
Going Bananas for the Lovely Lady

via ThatsInsane

Move out of the way Jaws, there's a new fan favorite in town and she has seduced us all with her beautiful void stricken, parasite accompanied eyes.
02
A Look Into the Abyss

via ThatsInsane

The gorgeous gal and many other Greenland sharks allow a certain parasite to latch onto their eyes, raise a family, build a house, send their kids to college, and stay well fed thanks to the incomparable rent prices on the sleeper sharks eyes.
03
Slow and Steady Wins the Race

via @OurOcean
04
Exceptional House Pets

via @marineshitposts
05
Some Healthy Shark Internet Rivalry

via @sharkiesotd
06
Say Cheese!

via @sharkiesotd
07
If These Fins Could Talk

via @yeoldedad
08
Grandma Shark Doo Doo

via deepseacreatures
09
Greenland Shark Fan Art

via Reddit
10
Greenland Comic Strips

via Reddit