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"They’re 'steamy beach reads' to you."
"You know one thing that women have completely gotten away with that makes me love us so much as women? Our ability to read p*rn in public—on the bus, on the train, in the workplace in front of our boss, anywhere—we can read p*rn anywhere and nobody will even bat an eye about it. Because we make p*rn look like this… You don't know what this is! We do. Women do. We know exactly what this is… And we will ask each other, 'oh, do you like that book? Do you recommend it?' IN PUBLIC! We are asking for p*rn recommendations and we can completely get away with it. I love that about us SO much."
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"You Made a Fool of Death with Your Beauty" by Akwaeke Emezi
A grieving widow stumbles into a new passionate romance full of steamy encounters.
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Witch Please by Ann Aguirre
New York Times calls this a "witchy rom-com," but it gets much steamier than anything you'd watch on the Oxygen channel.
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The Proposal by Jasmine Guillory
A classic game day scoreboard proposal doesn't play out has dreamed—nothing like some s*xy side quests to clear your mind.
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Fake It Till You Bake It by Jamie Wesley
Your classic rom-com story line of a "fake" relationship put on to fix a problem, but then real love comes through—BUT S*XIER!
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Fix Her Up by Tessa Bailey
Awww, isn't that a sweet innocent little romance cover? WRONG. I mean yes, it's about love and romance, but daaaaaaaaay-uuuuuuuum, these s*x scenes are explicit, baby.
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Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover
Here, a steamy friends with benefits relationship sparks between two neighbors and there sure is no lack of excitement!
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Departed Whispers by J. Rose
Enjoy reads that are dark and spooky, but still wanna get s*xy? This is the one for you!
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Sugar Daddies by Jade West
This one seems to have a cover that makes it a liiiiiittle bit more obvious that you're straight up reading p*rn in public… but it is EXTRA steamy.
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The 'Mastered' Series by Lorelei James
Bound, Unwound, Schooled, Unraveled, and Caged are a series about a small-town girl moving to the city to follow her big dreams! A lot goes down, but ultimately she meets a dojo master while taking self-defense classes that totally ROCKS her world in every which way… *WINK* *WINK*
TikToker Reveals the Naughty Truth About Romance Novels and Lists the Best "One Handed Reads" for Women Who Want "Steamy Beach Reads"
Men think we're just reading our cute little romance novels. Stories about love that must be soOoOoOoOo boring. "Where's the action? The explosions!" And that's exactly what us women want the men to think so we can continue to indiscreetly be pervs in public and be left alone about it.
TikToker Megan Ilibeno posted a video talking about how she loves that us women can just get away reading our steamy romance novels anywhere and then we'll recommend our p*rn novels to each other like it's the most casual thing in the world. And we've been doing this for centuries. The video went to viral between ladies who love their "steamy beach reads" that she even created "The S*xy Book Club." Now she's recommending naughty "one handed reads" that burst with desire. Oh there is action going on in these books, everybody is getting some action! And for the explosions, they happen on the inside. wink wink
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