If you've spent any time on Twitter (or the 'bird app' as we like to call it) then you know that not all tweets are created equal. Most of the material that people see fit to catapult into the Twitter abyss is either cringeworthy, offensive, or and maybe even both. There's also a wealth of tweets that are so basic they actually make us angry. You know what we're talking about. Those tweets that go viral on the site have either already been tweeted a zillion times or offer up banal sentiments like "Healthy relationships are created, not found." Then, of course, there are the political diatribes, conspiracy theorists, and bold incels who feel the need to question or insert themselves into every woman's post on the chaotic site. Fortunately, while they sometimes get lost in the shuffle, there are some cool and clever people who use their wit and weirdness to make the site worth visiting. If you're one of the people who can't stomach the stupidity or the discourse, we've hunted down some of the good stuff just for you. Just don't start expecting that visiting Twitter.com will ever feel this easy and breezy.