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""If you ain't blue collar, you ain't gonna understand what tf I'm about to say… But it's 100-and-f***-you degrees outside right now. They gave us two porta-potties. There are 24 people on location. You do the math! YOU go in there and sh*t, you see how you like it. I think I'll wait 'till I get home. I'll sh*t in the woods, I'll sh*t beside it before I go in it.
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"See, you're just like the nobodies. You neglected the obvious facts. You just didn't do enough research. It's fine, it's okay. But you're telling me, you want me to climb all the way down there *points down from the top of a crane* and then go all the way over there, then come all the way back up just to drop a deuce?? No. No, i'm not doing that… So yeah, f*** yourself."
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"Imma p00p at work if I need to… But here's the kicker, when you're in North Dakota and it's -30 degrees out, without the windchill, we're not even going to throw that in… And you're so bundled up between bibs and coveralls and everything else… You will sit there and decide I will wait 'til I get home or to the hotel room to take my sh*t, 'cause I ain't spending 10 minutes to get undressed and sit on a port-a-john seat that is -30 degrees. My a$s is gonna freeze to that and stick to it and then I'm stuck there!…
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"Yeah, that would be all nice and dandy if I worked in an office building and I was like, 'Imma sh*t on the bosses dime today.' With nice clean toilets! But I'm a blue collar worker, I'm a plumber. Those f***ing port-a-potties sometimes are just f***ing disgusting. It smells like somebody had something crawl up their as$, ate a bunch of Taco Bell, and then sh*t it out. And usually it's like 110 degrees and so those f***ing port-a-potties are about 120 [degrees] so you sweat your f***ing nvtsack off. So yeah, I wait 'till I get home… I will not grow Tf up, I will clinch my bvtt cheeks all f***ing day like I'm in prison and just hope to god I don't sh*t myself on the way home."
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