'Stop calling me out for my morning walk wardrobe! Boxers are shorts!!!': 30+ Utterly unhinged Nextdoor neighbors

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Dec 29, 2022 3:00 PM EST

How well do you know your neighbors? Maybe not as well as you might think. The Nextdoor app is a good way to get a feel for a neighborhood, at least based on the various complaints that people post there. While the app is supposed to be a way to connect to your fellow residents to sell items, advertise events, get to know the area, or address community issues, not everyone uses the app as it was intended. In fact, sometimes it seems like most people misuse this app — and that results in some sidesplitting fails. 

After you read about these insane nieghbors who want to shush dogs and sell some nasty couches, click over to these 20 weird AF gadgets that don't exist yet. 

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  • 01
    Fawn - FOR SALE: A refrigerator that comes with a lot of bad memories. Cheeses you'd never want to see. I'll pay you 50 dollars Weird squirrel activity. Don't have a dog but want to train some of the dogs in the neighborhood who have been rude or excluded me. Any recommendations
    via Shane Young
  • 02
    Font - F @F Up Nextdoor JpNxtdoor : Looking for a local dog trainer that won't cost an arm and a leg. Someone reliable and great. Don't have a dog but want to train some of the dogs in the neighborhood who have been rude or excluded me. Any recommendations would be super appreciated! :)
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 03

    Sharon is ready to square up with this dog hater

    Rectangle - Sharon Broadlands Ventana Enclave S Cursing at my dog? Whoever just told my dog to "Shut the F### up" needs to come to my house and speak to me or my husband directly.
    via twitter.com
  • 04
    Font - Up Nextdoor JpNxtdoor : We have a CORRUPT neighborhood captain who is walking door to door to "check in" or "say hello" and he's leaving with a piece of cake or a bowl of chili at the very least. This is not right!
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 05
    Automotive parking light - AVOCADO THIEF At 5:00 am this morning, my husband caught this lady stealing our avocados. This is not the first time it happened to us. Last year our tree was completely cleaned out. Below are her picture and her license plate. Edited on 11 Aug. and 52 nearby
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 06
    Font - F @F Up Nextdoor _pNxtdoor If ANYONE knocks on my door tonight while I'm watching 9-1-1: Lonestar I'm going to call the police and plaster signs all over our neighborhood to catch this perp. You will know justice!
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 07
    Font - F @F Up Nextdoor pNxtdoor NEEDED: psychic. Looking for someone with (ideally) 43+ years experience to let me know what my wife wants for her birthday. She hasn't spoken to me since seeing Kong vs Godzilla weeks ago. I am a lonely man. Willing to travel.
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 08

    Devastatingly pretty couch with one small caveat

    Furniture - Sofa Free Nextdoor member Midtown Mobile, Mobile 1 of 1 Ò I have a mid-section of a beautiful victorian sofa in the front yard to give away. It is in perfect condition except a cat peed on it. I do not know how to get the smell out. If you do, it would be a
    via twitter.com
  • 09
    Font - F @F Up Nextdoor pNxtdoor Well he's back. the neighborhood man pretending to be Dwayne the Rock Johnson is continuing to sell his "homegrown power bars." Do not engage this man - he is a close talker (does not wear mask or gloves) and we're 91% sure he's not Dwayne the rock Johnson
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 10
    Font - Up Nextdoor 'pNxtdoor Found Bird There is a loud black bird cawing outside my window. He/she is scary and I have no idea why someone would want this as a pet. If u know anything, please let me know and I will do what I can to get it back where it belongs! Have been chasing it with a cross for an hour
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 11
    Font - Knarvia Paloma Creek 3h ago . Gecko I have an abnormal about of Gecko in front of my home at night. Any suggestions on getting rid of Gecko is appreciate! Posted 3h ago to Paloma Creek and 29 nearby Thank Reply Kenny Glenbrooke 3h ago Switch to Allstate . 9
    via twitter.com
  • 12
    Rectangle - W Nextdoor Hollywood West Sunset Are you feeling a bit fat and tired? 9:55 AM >
    via twitter.com
  • 13
    Rectangle - M Marc Electronic device I found an electronic device on the road in the neighborhood. I hope someone can claim it. Text or call me at 512- New 15h ago Milwood in Lost & Found Milwood Thank Reply Milwood 14h ago New Jason Is it a lawn chair Thank
    via twitter.com
  • 14
    Sky - F @F Up Nextdoor JpNxtdoor WANTED: will trade medical equipment for chili (but can't be nasty chili okay?)
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 15
    Font - Woman found trespassing this AM Neighbors, at 8AM this morning I drove back home from dropping my daughter off at school and there was a young woman, mid 30's, dressed in long sweater vest, scarf, and jeans with dark hair and fair skin and her hair up in a curly bun walking on our property with greenery in her hands. She was gone before I had the chance to get out and say anything to her. I then left about 20 min later and saw her in a neighbor's yard around the corner also seemingly gath
    via twitter.com
  • 16
    Plant - Lost Lettuce Head? Looks like someone lost their lettuce. Wanted to post to help it find it's way back home. 1800 block of Lela Ct.
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 17
    Shipping box - AT&T Wi-Fi X Custom vest $5 11:30 AM Ha 1016 Ships for $8.00 with USPS 1-3 days Priority Estimated arrival Mar 5 - 9 Covered by Purchase Protection 42%
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 18

    Great news!

    Sky - F @F Up Nextdoor JpNxtdoor The cats have officially disbanded and the park is ours again
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 19

    Bad news!

    Sky - F Up Nextdoor @FJpNxtdoor The cats are back. We have lost the park for now.
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 20
    Font - 25 F @F Up Nextdoor JpNxtdoor FOR SALE: A refrigerator that comes with a lot of bad memories. Cheeses you'd never want to see. I'll pay you 50 dollars
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 21
    Font - extremely loud crow/raven noise in the afternoons. For the last 3 days in the late afternoon between 2p - 5p i hear extremely loud crow and raven caws for about 15 minutes at a time sporadically. It almost sounds like they are fighting over something like you hear in movies when they are attacking. It happens for around 15 minutes or so and then suddenly stops, but NO BIRDS TO BE FOUND. I've not really noticed any crows or ravens in the area (maybe 1 or two a day). This noise sounds like
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 22
    Font - F @ Up Nextdoor JpNxtdoor LOST: my disrespectful doberman went to the bathroom in our backyard and must have snuck out while I was looking down at my phone. The Chris hemsworth movie was almost done and I had to see if he was gonna take his shirt off again. Our dog is sick of action movies but this is low
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 23
    Font - Search Nextdoor Squirrel keeps begging for money. Hello neighbors. I have an issue with a squirrel that keeps approaching my front door. He just hangs out waiting for me or my grandchildren to go outside then relentlessly begs us for five dollars. What the heck does a squirrel need five dollars for? And to make matters worse he's frightening my grandkids because they only have the money from their allowance. Does anyone have any tips for getting rid of a poor destitute tree rat? Please, o
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 24

    TFW you challenge one too many people to a duel

    Font - Banned from nextdoor I got banned from nextdoor for challenging someone to a duel, now I can't make a new account using my same address, I want to make a new account so I can challenge more people to duels, does anyone know a work around to make another account
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 25
    Font - Broadmoor 1 hr ago Thanksgiving. I just wanted to wish all the ugly people in our great neighborhood a very happy and safe Thanksgiving. It doesn't matter how ugly you are on the inside because everyone deserves some modicum of happiness some of the time. Stay safe and always remember you are loved even when you don't feel like it. Like 6
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 26
    Sky - F @F Up Nextdoor pNxtdoor STILL FOR SALE: sacred rope that was found buried in my backyard. Keeps coyotes away and hypnotizes squirrels. $480
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 27
    Organism - Fr @F Up Nextdoor JpNxtdoor EXCELLENT CHAIR LOOKING FOR NEW HOME. His name is Reuben and he loves to be sit on. He's brown and not shy at all and was born at an Office Max in Reseda. We have had so many good times together but I've found a new chair that fits my needs gooder.
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 28
    Sky - F @F Up Nextdoor pNxtdoor $740 - Lamps and various doo dads (once owned by Seth Green)
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 29
    Font - F @F Up Nextdoor JpNxtdoor The Press is NOT the enemy but this community newsletter is getting out of hand. Stop calling me out for my morning walk wardrobe! Boxers are shorts!!!
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 30
    Font - Up Nextdoor UpNxtdoor Please encourage your teens to stay inside for the rest year so I can get some d peace and quiet and they'll stop bullying me when I'm doing my exercises. I HAVE TO DO THEM OUTSIDE! Too hot inside and my ferret glen does not like the sound of the resistance bands!
    via F***dUpNxtdoor
  • 31
    Font - F @ Up Nextdoor UpNxtdoor FOR SALE: Love seat that endured a lot of hate. Our kids just came out wrong and we don't know why. They don't like or respect us. Whatever. $400
    via F***dUpNxtdoor

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