'I Ain't Shy' : 15 Best Bluntly Dumb Signs That Tell It How It Is

Eleonora Bader

May 3, 2023 8:00 PM EDT

From big bold fonts to screaming neon colors, these signs stand out in a number of ways. Some of which include ridiculous mottos, slogans, or plain ol' warnings that frankly, don't make any sense (Or do they?). I've come to wonder who double-checks these things before they're produced for the masses. I mean, there must be someone whose sole purpose is to check these things, right? Sounds like a boring job, so I wouldn't be surprised if they scribbled their signature on the checking document (or whatever it's called) while they continued sipping a lukewarm coffee, finishing up the Sudoku on their local newspaper.

But no matter, we all make mistakes. Some mistakes are debatably worse than others, but who are we to judge? I had a chocolate bar for breakfast and called in sick for work, even though I don't technically have a fever (My throat is pretty scruffy though). I know, so bad. But enough about me, feel free to scroll down and judge these dumb signs (some are actually pretty clever).

As an additional boost of serotonin, I recommend taking a look at these memes that are the definition of 'Spiting our ancestors'.