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    Font - pjevans @pjayevans ⠀ Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely 21:30 09 Mar 21. Twitter for iPhone gelledegg Follow this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
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    Vertebrate - mapsontheweb Jun 20, 2022 US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains canaryomenharbinger Jun 20, 2022 #get europe'd
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    Font - sharknasia Me, a furry politician *pounces on foreign affairs* hai x3 *glomps unemployment rate, my tail swishing* Oops hehe *Notices the national deficit* What's this? OwO peri-d this post made me age 50 years. my joints are fucked. put me in a home
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    Font - dslur mentally eel tl dslur mental eelness
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    Product - srsfunny I wish I could fly. 00 C You lucky boi I wish I could walk. thecosmerekid I wish I could swim. This is why geese are so arrogant
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    Human body - gogo 30 00 00 00 000 S SVINER SLUT GAY NERD TUSELESS silver-58-impala AMW #OHHHHH... they're hooves
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    Nose - shioripilled Follow i bet cats think they look like really awesome panther beasts with huge claws in their minds. i bet theyre always like i look sooooooo bad a right now when theyre walking around looking like this "l لر
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    Font - narwhalsarefalling some people think i learned braille for Cool Points but i actually learned it bc my medicine holder has the days printed in braille and i forget to take my medication a lot. i didnt feel like turning on a light one night just to see my medication so i learned braille out of spite. now everytime i go anywhere i have to read the braille signs and i have seen "woman" misspelled as "noman" SEVERAL times. narwhalsarefalling Tired Of Waking Up To Take Medication? Learn Braill
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    Font - anarcho-skamunist If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse" funpuppyvideos kes
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    Drinkware - theehorsepussy they are going this drink after me when i die the horsepussy ● 2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite 1 part methadone
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    Rectangle - stagbeetleboy Follow WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN stagbeetleboy Follow I am architecture Big long evil closet MUDROOM Closet door PANTRY 38x50 GUEST/FLEX SPACE 12-012-0 KITCHEN 184x11-0 Op 0990 LIVING ROOM 184x160 Big long evil closet ¤ MASTER BEDROOM 120x140 Entrance
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    Font - writing-prompt-s You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks. th4nkyoub3n "what are you counting" "how many tattoos i've gotten" "i'm no longer serving you"
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    Cat - BLAZE blazepress Family gathering. spiroandthelacktones MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE mercenaryflower Aunt Carol is fucking ripped. trashycat2242 reblog if you love aunt carol necro-om-nom-nomicon Aunt Carol is a cougar.
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    Font - mickeyshalloweenparty Follow if the truman show was real and also existed in like 2022 i think people on here would call truman their poor little meow meow and they would make joke fancams of him to megan thee stallion songs and theyd draw him as a catboy and also that the discourse surrounding it would be legendary mickeyshalloweenparty Follow who is jerma 61k notes ↑ D 13 tl
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    Product - pukicho Pikachu chu train chu chu train it's a chu chu train pika chu chu train! chu chuu !!! starkologist where's it going pukicho Straight to Hell 5,738 notes A tl
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    Font - spillybun Ominous positivity spillybun You will be okay. You have no choice. solluxismsnowaifu Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it. abirdkeeper You will succeed. It is inevitable. ratatoskr-the-shithead Happiness is coming. You can't escape
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    Font - ickybambie Follow Anonymous said do you ever think before you post alleycatboy Follow es, i think "teehee :3c" and then i click pos bowsersforeskin Follow op why did you waterboard this post instead of reblogging it
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    Font - frickdun [slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens nightcoremoon aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens MOVE candy5hark11 nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks
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    Font - thelasagnamanifesto Follow Gonna start random discourse now. Living in a two-story house is elitist. Moving to a foreign country is cultural appropriation. And stop saying something is "easy", you are slutshaming the task modeofgauze Follow cryptid-sighting Follow OP I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he may answer.
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    Food - in T My friend has a weird love for Cheetos. So he went to the Cheetos Production Factory and purchased 28 industrial sized clear bags of Cheetos. They charged him $65 per clear bag... swag-canada: he's the one they warn us about in math problems

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