Cats, as we know, come in all shapes and sizes, and some, of course, are more dangerous than others. Now, if we asked you to name the most dangerous kind of cat, you'd probably think about cougars or lions or tigers, but you would be wrong. No, the most dangerous kind of cat - by far - is the tiny adorable itty bitty kitten. How? Simple. Kittens have power over humans like no other cat has. All it takes for their power to affect us is for us to look at a kitten's tiny ears or at a kitten's adorable triangle tail, and we're done. That's it. Suddenly, we are awwing uncontrollably, butterflies are invading our stomachs and we're seriously considering adopting a kitten.
Also, we feel the uncontrollable urge to write a whole listicle with the cutest kittens of the week every single week. You know what this segment contains, guys, so continue at your own risk.
"Picked up this little girl today. A Christmas present for myself. Included is a picture of the moment my chonker first encountered her. She's not too happy about having a criminal in her house."
"We have discovered a tiny little bitty pitfall of Mama Storm being a bottle baby. Her babies are now the same age as Nebula, Gamora, and Thor when they arrived. And thus, she now thinks that I must take at least an equal turn in feeding them. She says this loudly and firmly."
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