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AITA Posts From The Perspective Of Cats For Cats Who Need A Little Extra Mental Support (Viral Twitter Thread)

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    Font - clip studio pain @freezydorito AITA? I always guard the bathroom when my roommate is using it to protect her from dangers (family tradition however she refuses to extend this courtesy to me when i use my bathroom at 3AM even when i scream for her. is she being unreasonable? i'm a cat if this is relevant 1:08 AM - Jan 7, 2023 - 1M Views ... 5,323 Retweets 89 Quote Tweets 48.2K Likes

    Definitely not the a-hole. This cat's fear of leaving its humans alone in that dangerous bathroom is totally valid. There are so many watery obstacles in there that can hurt them. There's the water bowl they sit on, there's the water bowl they splash their faces from, there's the huge mini room inside the room where the humans completely submerge themselves in water - like psychos. Smh. This cat is totally right. 

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    Font - clip studio pain @freezydorito for those of you coming via retweets this is the cat
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    Font - tctc顧問 @ToastCrust Replying to @freezydorito should've been "I (4F) 5:58 AM - Jan 8, 2023 - 44.3K Views 5 Retweets 1,956 Likes
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    Font - clip studio pain @freezydorito Replying to @ToastCrust she's 1 a baby 12:31 PM - Jan 8, 2023 38.5K Views 2 Retweets 2,061 Likes
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    Cat - Grand kanoo @kanoosaboat ... Replying to @freezydorito AITA? I (10M) always puke after eating because I shove it all in my mouth like a paper shredder that's malfunctioning. I've recently had my bowl replaced with a plate made to keep me from eating so fast, so I've been knocking it all over the floor in retaliation. Is this valid?

    Totally valid. Definitely not the a-hole. It's completely reasonable, when you see something delicious, to want to stuff all of it into your face in one bite. The fact that our stomachs can't handle it doesn't mean that we shouldn't do it. Right? Right. 

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    Cat - Hellcat Press @Hellcat_Press Replying to @freezydorito AITA? My roommate served me breakfast this morning and I wanted seconds, so I yelled at her while she brushed her teeth. Then she said that we couldn't have second breakfast, so I poured in the living room for a while. I'm also a cat, if that's relevant.
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    Font - marisa @marisaannac Replying to @freezydorito Literally last night I go pee and I hear MEEOW MEEEEOWW MEOWW and I was like Ong so I run to find her and she's patiently sitting outside the bathroom door she loves me 7:55 PM - Jan 7, 2023 - 12.7K Views
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    Font - Good thing liker @goodthing_liker Replying to @freezydorito This is unrealistic bc a cat would never question if it was being unreasonable 9:47 AM - Jan 8, 2023 - 12.9K Views
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    Cat - Dara Hincapié @AlephDara Replying to @freezydorito AITA? My (6F) roommate (48F) refuses to give me extra wet food. She says I eat more than I can stomach and then she has to clean my barf. I can't get the food myself because I'm a cat, if this is relevant. I think she's being speciesist, using my own limits against me.
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    Font - 1-800-IAM-HURT @sweetiddies ... Replying to @freezydorito AITA? roommate sets her alarm for 6:40 AM daily but I get hungry around 6:29 AM and I won't eat without her even if there is food ready. She refuses to get up before her alarm even if I am screaming & will lock me out of the room if I start pulling her hair/stealing her pillow.
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    Cat - 10:48 PM . Jan 8, 2023 952 Views
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    Cat - hough?? - 99.9% @spoonfulofbeez Replying to @freezydorito aita bit my sister's toes while she was tryig to sleep
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    Cat - MissLucyJane @misslucyjane Cshe/her *** Replying to @freezydorito and @JeannelleWrites AITA I am a genius at demanding cuddles when my mom needs to pee, just kidding I am never the asshole, I'm a cat and therefore always right.

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