Geriatric Memes For Middle-Aged Posters

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    Food - Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
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    Hair - I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work
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    Happy - It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill..
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    Forehead - My Grandmother promised all of us if she made it to 90 she would get a pink mohawk. Well, she made it to 90 Rock on Grandma!
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    Photograph - Me after I put the fitted sheet on the bed by myself
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    Ball - LOOK EVERYONE I FOUND THEM..
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    Food - I had this delicious omlette this morning. I seasoned the eggs with sugar, oil, and chocolate, and threw in a little flour for texture...
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    Rectangle - I don't understand why people have to "get ready" for bed. I'm ALWAYS ready for bed.
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    Font - I can't afford an Ancestry DNA Kit to learn about my relatives. So instead, I posted online that I had won the lottery.
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    Primate - When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... V Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
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    Sky - Some of y'all can't drive and it shows isro
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    Food - I'm THIS old.
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    Light - When you keep saying you'll fold the laundry later.. @girlsthink
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    Vehicle - When you tell your Grandma that you want a car cover for Xmas...
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    Plant - When you got tired of explaining that your child is not a boy.
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    Human - Married for 77 years but they didn't have a wedding photo. The nursing home planned a new wedding for them...
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    Cat - me thinking about having a little snack five minutes after I said I was full Hedda
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    Bottle - This lamp has everything my mom ever found in my pockets when doing laundry for me when I was little. She gave it to me at my wedding. LEON MOA E H
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    Comfort - Me lying in bed at 3AM realizing I should have said something else in an argument I had in 2019... nyx@TheOldeCrow
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    Forehead - 3-YEAR-OLDS THESE DAYS CAN TURN ON TABLETS AND WORK EVERY APP ME? WHEN I WAS 3, I ATE MUD
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    Font - PRESCHOOL RULES AND BAR RULES ARE THE SAME YOU PEE YOUR PANTS. YOU GO HOME PROPERTY OF LIDY GRAPHIC
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    Photograph - Kevin was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn't coming back. DO
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    Automotive lighting - I'm car door ash tray years old 0
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    Cat - DOGS HAVE OWNERS CATS HAVE STAFF
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    Furniture - I am selling a designer chair together with the designer! I
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    Wheel - BE CAREFUL OF THOSE INTERNET DATING SITES Facebook.com/Diedlaughing HIS PROFILE SAID HE TRAVELS A LOT AND OWNS HIS OWN HOME
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    Font - myisland + @opinionated 75 Please pray for my son who had to empty the dish washer when "he just did this yesterday and he's tired".

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