Fresh Tweets From the Bored Minds of Twitter (February 16, 2023)

It's okay to admit it. Everyone gets tired of the Internet at a certain point, or at least at some point during the day if your whole job depends on being on it. But more specifically, if you avoid Twitter and have never composed a short and sweet tweet, we really can't blame you. That sick universe can actually be surprisingly intimidating - or downright unpleasant if you say the wrong thing or scroll through the wrong part of Twitter. That said, we do enjoy indulging in the witticisms of the people who do it right. And even the people who don't. When you compare the banal musings of some stranger on the Bird app, they seem a lot more fun than some of the vitriol that's consistently spewing under Elon's watch. So here's some of the lighter thoughts and jokes we've seen in the past week. They might not be the best tweets of all time, but at least they're not making us feel terrible about the state of the world today. And that's saying something.

Posted by Ada Elder