It's the weekend and what better way to kick of the festivities with some cute quirky quackers. Did you know that ducks do not only quack? In fact, they can also whistle, coo, scaup, grunt, and yodel making them perfect contestants for next year's X Factor not to mention their copious amounts of sass. Though that being said we don't know how far they will get in the show without teeth. Turns out our feathery friends do not actually have teeth but a row of bristles that act like a scoop and filter instead.
Teeth or no teeth we'd like to believe that they would at least give it their all on the show because you know what the one thing a duck cannot get? A duck cannot get cold feet (thanks to the lack of blood vessels in their feet).
This imposing-looking fella's demeanour is certainly undercut by the sheer amount of cuteness coming from the flower on his head. While it probably does serve as a wonderful shade from the sun and perhaps even a cover from the rain, you have to wonder when it will fall off and flower duck shall be no more. Just duck duck…
Now this is a point of hooman-duck tension. You are strolling through the park, minding your own business as you approach the pond. The ducks see you approaching, their stomachs rumbling with anticipation. Yet, no, there is no food, you haven't come to feed them. Their hunger rattles around their mind, unable to fathom that the hooman didn't have bread, one day it will come for us too. Have bread hoomans, have bread.
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