12 Passive-Aggressive Animal Ratings That Made Us LOL

Hey y'all - have you ever wished you were a judge on America's Got Talent, or The Voice, so you could judge people with impunity? Have you ever sat down in Starbucks, drinking your venti triple-chocolate mocha, extra whip, no foam, three pumps of raspberry syrup coffee and silently judged everyone that ordered after you? If this tone sounds familiar to you, then you're probably going to love these passive-aggressive animal ratings.

These satirical and pawsitively hysterical animal memes are worth the read if you need a good chuckle. They're the perfect amount of sass, passive-aggressive, and downright comical. Our favorite is probably the review of the human baby, which we shared with our sister who just had one of her own. She approved, which means that there is some hilarious truth in all of these. So take another sip of that coffee and put on your judge's robe because Judge Judy is in the house!

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How do they move? They just slither around, but where does the force come from? It's probably black magic, and that's why they're untrustworthy. We agree with this rating, but they failed to account that people can draw little arms on snakes, and that makes them much cuter and more trustworthy.
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If you've ever met a badger before in real life, you know that they can be some mean little buggers. Super aggressive, don't listen to you when you are having a bad day, and they always scream over you when you're trying to talk. 1 star is a nice review for them.
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