Man Befriends a Wild Coyote, Regularly Booping the Forbidden Snoot and Making Her an Honorary Member of the Family

You've heard of indoor/outdoor cats that simultaneously roam free outside but also enjoy the luxuries and safety of inside life, but have you ever heard of someone having an indoor/outdoor coyote as a pet? Didn't think so. Coyotes are notoriously volatile creatures and have been known to be aggressive towards humans, incredibly skittish, and a danger to small household animals. One adorable wild coyote has proven all of those stereotypes wrong and has become the first 'domesticated' coyote ever to grace the Internet's all-seeing eyes. 

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Timmy Mc, a local man who lives out in the woods on a huge property, rescued an abandoned baby coyote when she was young. He fed her, watered her, and gave her shelter, but let her roam free in her wild habitat. Over the years though, Weave the coyote has slowly but surely woven her way into the fabric of Timmy's household, earning an indoor bed, warm food, and a fireplace, while maintaining her freedoms outside. 

Even though she's become a lap coyote and spends a lot of her time cozied on the couch with Timmy's dog, cat, and raccoon, Weave also enjoys running around outdoors and has a great report with Timmy. The two of them have even gone hunting together where she opens a Keystone light for him with one tooth that he can shotgun. Now that's teamwork. 

Like most doggos, Weave has become incredibly loyal and loving towards her owner, in fact, she doesn't act like a wild animal at all. Timmy claims that she's never attacked him or shown any kind of aggression towards him or any of his other pets. She's completely amicable and a total goober in the house. She'll frequently show her love by screech-cackling and corn cobbing Timmy's hands with love and affection. 

Quite frankly, it's become obvious that Timmy just has a TikTOk now to just make the entire world jealous of his taming abilities. We all secretly wish we could tame a wild animal to actually love us, but Timmy you crazy SOB you actually did it. We all envy you and wish we could have a cutie coyote of our own. 

The forbidden boop

The only time you'll ever see a coyote crack a beer for a shotgun