'Be careful what you wish for': Snarky mother pulls an uno reverse on her picky-eater 8 year old, feeding her the same meal for a week to teach her a lesson

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    Font - Posted by u/Gold-Carpenter7616 8 hours ago Giving my Daughter *exactly* what she wanted S OC
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    Font - Little disclaimer: my daughter is a wonderful kid. She's smart, she's also a smart s. A couple of years ago, the 'Rona just started and daughter was roughly 8 y/o. 2nd or 3rd grade elementary school. She was really into salami pizza. I wouldn't allow more than one a week, obviously. So she got the idea of "In France, children get to eat everything they want seven times a week! That is why they like it!"
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    Font - Now, she got it all wrong. The saying goes they have to try a certain food seven times before they can decide wether they like it. But I understood her wish: salami pizza. Every day. She had this malicious little s t eating grin of "gotcha!".
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    Font - I answered with the same grin: "Okay. You'll get salami pizza the next week. Only salami pizza. Nothing else." She was hyped. Yay! All them pizza! Her favourite frozen types! All of them!
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    Font - Monday morning rolls around. She gets salami pizza for breakfast. Fantastic! Best parent! Monday noon. Leftover from the morning. Monday evening, time for the second pizza. I make some for the rest of the family, too. Everyone enjoys salami pizza. Fun!
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    Font - Tuesday morning. Guess what's for breakfast?! Exactly. Daughter asks for something else. I remind her of my promise. Salami pizza all day, everyday for a week. Reluctant yay!
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    Font - Tuesday noon she skips the pizza. Tuesday evening we're having something else, while she chews on her pizza. It isn't as cool anymore I guess. I eat her leftover pizza.
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    Font - Wednesday morning she sneaks a slice of bread, but I stop her and heat her a salami pizza. She breaks down and asks me to stop.
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    Font - Lesson learned: Don't try to outsmart your parents. You might get exactly what you were asking for! Since then she still loves salami pizza - but once a month is fine, really. ;)
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    Smile - Fast_Fee517 +2.8 hr. ago Malicious compliance to help teach a lesson of "be careful what you wish for". I like it
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    Font - 24 anderoogigwhore +3.6 hr. ago I can eat all of this and no-one can stop me!! 5hrs later Why did no-one stop me? I am a chronological adult and I wish I had cake for breakfast.
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    Font - FuyoBC 6 hr. ago It sucks being a kid and having a parent say no! It sucks being an adult and having to be your own parent saying no!
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    Font - Luke_Orlando. 5 hr. ago My grandfather (a professional chef and restaraunt owner) made this same promise to my dad, who said he wanted spaghetti and meatballs for every meal. Well, over a week later my grandfather finally broke because my dad really in loves spaghetti and meatballs.
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    Font - COMPUTER1313 +2.5 hr. ago One of my friends mentioned about how in college they would have something like pasta with tomato sauce and cheese for one week, pizza the next week, lasagna the third week, and then go back to pasta. Me: "...Those are the same ingredients." Him: "But they were different forms of food."
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    Font - Rapdactyl +2 . 3 hr. ago I can tell I'm in my 30s because I just kept thinking, "so much heartburn!"
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    Font - +3.5 hr. ago anderoogigwhore In most cases it is my bank account saying no! I can't afford cakes so I don't buy cakes so I don't have cakes so I can't have cake for breakfast. If it helps think of it like playing a Tamagotchi, only the annoying little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
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    Font - Profile Electronic 7 hr. ago My mother still follows this rule - and I'm 50. For context, we are Indians and my entire family is Vegetarian except for me. So when I order or cook non-veg dishes I have to eat nothing but those till they are finished. Mom loves it as she says it saves her from cooking for at least 2-3 days.
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    Smile - Runeshamangoon - 2 hr. ago I've been having the exact same meal every single friday night for over 10 years. Never got sick of it.
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