Why do cats lay on our laptops? Is it the warmth of the computer under their bellies that they enjoy? Is it the hum of little cogs and whistles inside? No. It's to assert dominance. Cattos know that we use our foldy-uppy grey whir machine to do hooman things, so in order to inhibit that productivity, as all cats would aspire to do, they take passive aggressive action in the best way they know how: the lazy way.
Cats may look like they're office attire ready, but they truly would be terrible computer professionals. They're terrible at coding, cats can't type 100 words a minute, and the only "mouse" they're familiar with runs on all fours and has twitchy whiskers. These cats are not ready for a professional life, but they are ready for the most pristine snooze you've ever seen.
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