With Cinco de Mayo kicking off another weekend of binge drinking, what's a hot girl to do? You have no choice but to comply with everyone's offer for tequila shots. It would be rude to say no, so you lick that salt off your hand for the 15th time this weekend and buckle up for the ride of your life. Maybe you end up waking up in a ditch somewhere with a sombrero on, but as the great Snooki once said, "When I say I'm ready to go wild, I'm gonna go wild." Everybody else just needs to keep up and hope that the tape holding up your raunchy neckline holds until morning. Until then, you can nurse a hangover with a little hair of the dog and keep the ball rolling this weekend with your girls. There's nothing like a cantina with unlimited margaritas, dancing, and fiesta tunes that will keep you up all night.
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