20 Witty Marriage Memes for Sassy Spouses Who Need to Find a Better Babysitter

When kiddos are involved in your marriage, aka when your beautiful little angels come into this world, your spouse might get forgotten on occasion. A wife can only care for the children in her life, not her childish hubby. So all those good years of it just being the two of you, a couple against the world, has collapsed because of the 20lb Godzilla impersonator throwing Goldfish around your house and p00ping themselves. Your tyrannical toddler just makes you both a whole lot sassier with each other. So for the couples that cope by roasting each other, remember, you're in this together and for the moment, you outnumber the tiny humans living in your house. Couples that stick together against the tiny dictator that ruined your sleep schedule for good. 

For more witty memes that'll make you glad you're not single anymore, check out these party girl memes that'll make you hold on tight to your hubby.  

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