if u saw the weapon first you are just plain NERD

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'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 2

'I cut off the boot in front of the HOA member': Boss and employee rally entire neighborhood against overzealous HOA 3

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 4

'Nothing slowed this man down but other customers putting him in his place': Entitled Boomer claims he has a medical condition and can't wait in line, waiting customers stand up for employees 5

Forgotten employee at big company has no boss and no work to do, collects nice paycheck for doing nothing: 'I'm riding the wave till its crests' 6

Cat Lover Caves When Her Favorite Outdoor Senior Cat is Found With a Leg Injury, Bringing Her Feline Friend Indoors for a Lifetime of Safety and Security 1

Needs must 2

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 3

If I fitz... I sleepz 4

Purrfect 5

The purrfect seat 6