'The least you can do is get me... a small bottle of Chanel No. 5': Top 20 Choosing Beggars of the Week (June 14, 2023)

These people are ready to haggle themselves the best possible deal. These "choosing beggars" are among the funniest this week. People from all over post their random sightings of people who need things, but really don't want to pay much for them, and also, they don't want to put much effort into getting these things. Some people really have the audacity to ask others to do chores for them — like removing a lengthy fence — and then want to be paid so that the buyer can take the scraps, which is probably worth pennies. 

Check out these choosing beggars below, then read about some incredibly incompetent people who are driving their loved ones crazy. 

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  • 01

    Someone's too good to drink the store brands

    Rectangle - Please don't invite me to no BBQ if your sodas cheap, I don't drink Dr. Thunder Like Comment Message
    Via u/TheRealYosh
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  • 02

    The employees don't like it when I steal their tips? Time to get upset and tell all my Facebook friends about it!

    Hair - So I went to the Dunkin donuts here on Davis. So my purchase was couple dollars and $0.02. I see they have a tip jar with some pennies in there. I was told I cannot take from there. Seriously! It's too freaking pennies. 14 44 Comments
    Via u/freepretattcomm12
  • 03

    This person put Jack in his place for a lowball offer

    Azure - Jack Can I buy for $20 Ⓒ Jack I got only 20 320$ for you so you need to go to McDonald's and eat instead of buying drones
    Via u/Jemalas
  • 04

    Attempting to charge $200 for someone to remove your fence for you

    Plant - 9:32 D Metal tence 13 You and 1 other See all > Fencing is 200 and you have to take it down your self and haul it away 64% Message
    Via u/jexmex
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  • 05

    This Redditor exposed their sister's bold message to her (probably now ex) friends

    Font - I thought I had really good friends, but after I made my birthday list out of everything I asked for you tight f ers have only cashapped me £163, so who the f out of you just thought, she ain't even worth rounding it up to a fiver. my city break to London to see a musical, I didn't even mind which one as long as it included a couple of nights in a hotel and some frittering money! you couldn't even all club together to get me a labradoodle. AND NO I DONT WANT AF ING MUT FROM A SHELTER! I'm
    Via u/jadziapuppydoggirl
  • 06
    Motor vehicle - Cure my dog, but... Don't touch him Don't do any tests And don't charge me. Oh, and did I tell you he bites?
    Via u/nne1t4j2nf
  • 07

    This person is expecting someone to volunteer to disassemble and remove their pool...

    Tree - We need this pool removed pronto...like this afternoon. Like immediately. The value is in the metal for scrap. You can have it for free. Please PM me and send a picture of the truck you expect to use. You can have the old lumber surounding it as well. Same GREAT Price... FREE! (Bring your wood blades, too)

    But according to the OP, they'd only make about $15 in scrap metal for hours of work. Who would take that offer?

    Via u/carlythesniper
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  • 08

    The OP writes, "Safe to say I didn’t bother answering after this."

    Screenshot - Is your dresser taken?? Can you deliver to It's available but you'd have to pick it up because I don't have a truck Me neither I need it today my address is I'm sorry other people are willing to come pick it up so if you can't I'll let them have it I asked first O Yes but I'm giving it away for free so come get it or I'll give it to somebody else, even if you have to come another day I'm willing to wait Delivered I need this today my address is A iMessage
    Via u/etherealserenit
  • 09

    Anyone want to pay a grand for a dog who's aggressive and has really specific needs?

    Organism - I have a 5-month-old pit bull/German Shepherd mix puppy that needs a new home. She is a beautiful smart dog and she is very sweet but she can be very aggressive and she needs somebody who has experience with that breed that can control her and sadly that's not me... I love her very much and I will only give her to the right person. She needs to have a very large yard to run around in, and she needs someone who is active and has lots of energy. She gets along with other dogs, not sure
    Via u/WTF_Conservatives
  • 10

    Guy wants new employee to not care about money whatsoever...

    Font - Comments Best 1h As a new employer, how can I find someone passionate about my business, when every prospective employee is only interested in the money? [FL] Recruitment & Talent Acquisition 0.14 comments I'm trying to hire a part time employee for an ecommerce business and pay roughly $15/hour, so this isn't a career or a whole lot of money, more of a fun little side gig for someone. I buy and sell vintage electronics. I make good money, but I also enjoy working with these items. It's n
    Via u/lagunaeve
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  • 11

    Not this person offering only $125 a week for childcare

    Font - S I am looking for an awesome, loyal and reliable babysitter in the 3d area. I have a 2 year old baby boy who is very active but loving. I need someone who can play with him & teach him. I work from home & will be in the home while the sitter is there with my baby. Days of the week: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturdays. Hours: 7:45 am to 4:45 pm. PAY: $125 weekly. Only respond if you are interested and reliable & have patience. I need someone who can start in August if possible
    Via u/PossumJenkinsSoles
  • 12

    This one's even more extreme, with a parent offering just $75 per week for two kids

    Font - 11:14 53m. Hi im currently looking for a inhome sitter to come to my place to watch my kids starting june 27th tuesday- saturday will be 3-12am. Cant afford a daycare but will be paying 75.00 per week untill i start getting my new job checks coming in then will increase after that.... I prefer either a college student or another parent. Kids are 9 & 8. 2 5 comments Like Comment Send
    Via r/ChoosingBeggars
  • 13

    A sandwich chain "ruined" this woman's son's birthday

    Font - F 2:05 SUBS Jack Jersey Mike's Subs @jerseymikes. 1h We are heartbroken to have to end the SUB- perior Happy Hour early. We received an overwhelming response. Out of respect for our customers, the @DoorDash Dashers, and Jersey Mike's employees, we need to pause. There will be no Happy Hour today. 185 187 295 @howdy_imjack Tweet 12:17 PM 6/8/23 from Earth 6,016 Views 2 Retweets 115 Likes 1 Bookmark Actually ruined my sons birthday, I spent all my money gambling and was hoping to give him a
    Via u/MarketNational7336
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  • 14

    Professional coders, check out this excellent offer: being paid is not guaranteed

    Aircraft - I need 4 professional code writers that can build sophisticated app and social platform. Hard work for a extended amout of time (18-30 weeks), and no pay upfront or guarantee of outcome/or pay, but i can almost assure you itd be worth it. If its a succsess, (probibly will be) you will be compensated. Like Comment ... Share
    Via u/medicalyugoslav75
  • 15

    Great strategy to deal with choosing beggars!

    Picture frame - PRICES HAVE BEEN PRE-HAGGLED FOR YOUR SHOPPING CONVENIENCE EMAIL SIGN-UP C FAI ANT
    Via u/WheeledYakut333
  • 16

    Getting upset at a Buy Nothing group is next-level CB

    Font - 3:05 1 ● Buy Nothing Project: 9m. A Is there something that can be done about someone putting something to the curb with an address; you go it's gone no updated photo and people who took some items didn't comment either 5 comments Like Top comments Comment Author How about a common courtesy comment if you take something 3m Like Reply Write a reply... Send No. You get what you pay for. 6m Like Reply ... 1
    Via u/hogphan
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  • 17

    To be fair, frugality is a hobby for many dads

    White - 1h 8 Do I have anyone that makes shirts that would donate 5 #1 dad shirts or something similar? It's a tax deduction! You and 2 others Haha Comment X 1 comment Send
    Via u/Creative_Web5262
  • 18

    It's hard out there for job seekers

    Product - 10:18 $30 8h JOB m.facebook.com/groups 5G 56% 1807 + 14 sweet deals I am a college student who needs a job desperately. I have been searching for three years and I have been denied every time. I cannot settle with a business owned job because I am supposed to be heading off to college this late summer. I am a good and fast worker. Thank you. : a DESPERATELY IN NEED OF SUMMER MESSAGE
    Via u/Dragonscatsandbooks
  • 19

    Aww, this kid didn't want the toothfairy to take their "favorite tooth"

    Handwriting - Toothinhere dear Tooth fairy. Please don't Take My Tooth. It is my favorite Tooth. I like it. Can You gave me The Money: but I keep The Tooth? That is just a little faver. of you can do that. for Me. i'm just asking?
    Via u/greenlysnooker
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  • 20

    Selling used bricks for $.75 each?!

    Font - X 3:46 Shop Olympic S... Details Condition Material Q And now you have a quick, easy low maintenance Free Fast S... ... Mu Used - like new > Concrete Similar listings from sellers Description 326 4x4 wavy edge bricks charcoal 700 4x8 wavy pavers mostly grey a few charcoal. This amount completes a 16'x12' deck with one to two steps and a small walkway. Must dismantle/ pull up yourself and load but super easy as they are just sitting there. Same as picking them up off a pallet or pile to lo
    Via u/AppropriateAmount293

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