Let's get straight to the point, your Beanie Babies are not worth as much as they made you think they would be worth by this point… We are so sorry. Look, we are victims too. As kids we were told some Beanie Babies were off limits to even touch because "one day they'll be worth a fortune!" What a load of BS. The Princess Diana Bean Baby, especially. That "priceless" toy was alluded to be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars by this point, you know how much they are worth?? It depends on the status of the toy, but it can be anywhere from $5-100 (though it has been sold for over $1k on eBay). Anyways, out of all the lies millennials were told while growing up and all the historical moments we had to experience, how much a Beanie Baby is worth is the least of our worries. Let's just scroll through some nostalgic memes and do the only thing we can do these days—laugh about it.