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Dubious Remedies That Seem Like Snake Oil But Are Totally Legit

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    Font - ShinyIrishNarwhal • 7d This is going to sound ridiculous, but infrared light therapy. I have an autoimmune disorder and some old injuries from childhood, so I've struggled with chronic pain and moderate-severe fatigue for most of my life. After my first experience in one of those beds, I spent the next week or so with no pain and the energy to actually get stuff done without being even a little tired afterward. I have no idea how it works, I just know that I don't hurt now and my inflamma

    "Infrared and Red Light Therapy is amazing. I took part in a US Air Force study on alternative medicine when I was in the Army. At the time, my left leg was in bad shape. I could barely walk because the nerves wouldn't work and the pain would be so intense that I'd collapse. I went to the study and a man with a ponytail told me to take off my shirt and lay on the table. This f-ckin guy starts dangling a crystal over parts of my body and tells me my chakras were f-cked up. This guy pulls out a single red LED and holds it next to my belly button for a minute and tells me to get up and walk down the hall. I cannot explain to you how f-cking furious I was that it worked. It didn't work because I wanted it to and he helped me trick my brain, it worked because it worked." —moon_or_crash

    "I got a legitimate laugh out of the mental image of a guy in fatigues walking down the hall frowning and saying 'Oh, God damnit! I'm cured.' So thanks for that." —Paige_Railstone

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    Font - thetorontotickler . 6d I had a weird smelling basement. Someone said to get aromatic cedar blocks, sand them down and leave them there. I thought, no way this could work. But it did. The smell is totally eliminated. Reply 3.4k
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    Font - shlam16 6d The whole "hold your breath to get rid of hiccups" trick. Thing is, most people just don't know the proper way to do it or why it works. It's got nothing to do with simply holding your breath. It's got to do with using your lungs to hold down the diaphragm and stop it from spasming. You breathe in until you cannot fit literally anything else into your lungs. When your chest is as full as humanly possible then you hold it and within about 15 seconds the hiccups are gone. ... Rep
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    Font - Shadow WolfKane • 7d Vinegar and news paper to clean windows. I thought the ink would come off and make an even bigger mess. Almost turns the window invisible. ... Reply 21.6k

    "You can also use coffee filters." —ShadowWolfKane

    "I tried the opposite and my coffee just tasted like yesterdays news" —BeneficialAd9435

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    Font - Easy_Independent_313.6d 2 Awards Taking magnesium. It really can cure some joint, nerve, muscle, heart and breathing problems. Of course, the only one it can cure are ones that are caused by a magnesium deficiency which a surprising number of people have. Some life events that can rapidly use up magnesium in the body are pregnancy, surgery, viral illness and major period of stress. ... Reply 8.9k

    "Helps with constipation as well. Not like a laxative that relieves constipation. But as a preventative measure. You'll sh-t like a champ if you take it daily." —EssentialFilms

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    Font - Akavinceblack • 7d 1 Award The Epley Maneuver for vertigo. https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment- tests-and-therapies/home-epley-maneuver Reply 6.3k

    "Oh this is a good one! I have BPPV and when my doctor went 'you gotta slam yourself around a little to knock the crystals out of your ears' a was like 'uuuhhhh, is this guy really an MD or did I go to a homeopath by mistake?' But it's no joke, it fixes me immediately." —Velociraptornuggets

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    Font - ilikedmatrixiv • 7d Sitting on your deck in summer or are you having a nice picnic when suddenly you're being accosted by the hellspawn known as wasps? Get rid of them with this one easy solution: burn some coffee! Burn coffee? I hear you say incredulously. Yes, burn coffee! Take a little saucer, pour a little pyramid of ground coffee on in and use a lighter to light the top. It will smolder slowly and give off a smoke that smells, well like burnt coffee. It will also instantly get rid of
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    Font - MIN Outside-Ad5864. 6d 1 Award Daylight lamps. Someone mentioned melatonin, so it reminded me of the opposite lol. Bought a daylight lamp last winter because I get depressed when it's dark outside for long periods of time. Got one off amazon for 40€ and now I can't live without it in the winter. Thought it was a sham initially. The light basically imitates the wavelengths of light emitted by the sun (bar the UVS) and inhibits the production of melatonin. Not only that, but it also boosts
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    Font - ManyAd9810 - 6d Meditation. When I was an alcoholic and drug abuser, my friend use to tell me about meditation to help with anxiety and stress. I thought "bitch we use Xanax around here, no one's got time to meditate" we no longer use Xanax, and have the time to meditate:) ... Reply 3.8k
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    Font - rutharr1 7d ● Hopping on the opposite leg when you have water in your ear after swimming - works every damn time Reply 3.9k ...
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    Font - Next-Increase-9693 - 7d 1 Award Sleepy time tea. I always thought it was just a tea that's nice to drink before bed but sleepy time extra actually puts my dick in the dirt. Chamomile and valerian root are legit natural sedatives. Reply 5.3k
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    Font - Initial_Savings8733. 7d Yoga. I have severe upper back pain and went to months of physical therapy. I couldn't keep up with the millions of appointments and started doin yoga as a way to stretch my upper back instead. I was doing it for 30 mins each day and forgot that I had pain. It's so annoying that it does what people say it does because this whole time I thought they were just being annoying but they're 100% right. There's an app that is called "Down dog yoga" it's a blue dog as the
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    Font - ForeignReviews • 7d I'm going to collect more data on this but personally for me When I feel that scratchy feeling in my throat I drink a very small amount of everclear and avoid the week or two of coughing. It's worked 19 out of 19 times ... Reply 2.8k

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