50 Wittiest Parenting Memes About the 'Joys' of Raising Little Humans (September 1, 2023)

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    Nose - When a baby is crying and you want to give it back to its mom but you are the mom.
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    Font - Break it The kids are building a fort Tf is wrong with you If we can't have nice things neither can they.
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    Outerwear - When a toddler's feedback is so honest there's no recovery Zional Auto 101 -Hey, does this suit make me look fat? -No, your face does. THE DAD
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    Human - When I cut out the screen time as a punishment and know it's gonna ruin the night for all of us It's not about winning. It's about sending a message. THE DAD
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    Cloud - Me and my kid: *existing* My wife documenting it for Instagram 4- E THE DAD
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    Couch - Science can now visually show us the process of a child sucking away a parent's life force @HowToBeADad
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    Organism - I need a snack Kid 2 @rawmother.hood Kid 1 Snuggle me! Me, trying to do anything
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    Forehead - Me, begging my toddler to eat so he can continue to live THE DAD Him, refusing because he's 3
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    Font - Ramblin Mama @ramblinma Moms: We are drowning. Help. Everyone: Wow you're superhuman! Moms: What? No. Can you just hel- Everyone: I don't know how you do it! Moms: We're not. Help us. Everyone: OMG you're amazing tho
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    Font - Scarlett Longstreet @ScarlettPosner One day you heard your last, "Mom, will you wipe my butt?" And you didn't know.
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    Food - Someone do this to their kids The Elf was delicious! Had the cookies for dessert. Thanks! SANTA AA
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    Facial expression - When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like: @realtoughdad
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    Organism - I don't know who needs to hear this, but you've been the bigger person long enough. Fight them. DO 6.5K Like Instructions unclear. Just punched my child. 4 Comments Comment
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    Smile - HOW I KNEW MY DAD CHOSE THE GIFT DAD MOM
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    Ecoregion - Me in the morning hoping to be a better parent 1 hour later @happymumhappychild Glate X
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    Font - Jennie Frederick @jfrederick4u Nobody tells you how much having kids will cut into your time to watch documentaries about people who killed their kids <
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    Font - "This day is trash. I'll eat all the cheese I want." Willow, 3 years old @LiveFromSnack Time submitted by: @theeverywaymama
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    Primate - EVERY PARENT IN AMERICA!!!!! I already did all my work Look, can u please just log back in and check, cause I got a email saying--- EMAIL: YOUR CHILD HAS 5 MISSING ASSIGNMENTS
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    Font - Baby Rabies 15 minutes ago Thanks to all the horror movies that depict little kids as possessed goblins, I now have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick my kid in the face when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN. 385 Likes 43 Comments snarkysourwolf blessings-upon-thy-sociopath: team-lads-in-the-tardis: i cant stop laughing help #DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I HAVE WOKEN TO FIND A FACE INCHES FROM MINE #STARING #ENDLESSLY ST
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    Font - Danielle and Farrah @effinghandbook Just once, I would love to look my kid in the eyes when he gives me a picture he spent a long time coloring, and have the nerve to say, "could you make me another one...that's not what I wanted," just so he can get a sense of what it feels like to make him dinner every night.
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    Rectangle - MOTHERHOOD: I would die for you, but I really don't want to make you dinner. picklebums.com
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    Font - WOMEN HAVE 4 TYPES OF SHOWERS: 1) A QUICK BODY WASH 2) HAIR AND BODY WASH 3) #YASQUEEN (EXFOLIATE, SHAVE, CONDITION HAIR) 4) STARE AT THE WALL, EVALUATE ALL LIFE DECISIONS, AND HOPE THE WATER WASHES AWAY YOUR STRESS #FoodfreedonForever
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    Font - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I'm not a regular Mom. I'm a "YOU BETTER DIE IN YOUR VIDEO GAME BECAUSE DINNER IS READY IN 5 MINUTES!" Mom.
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    Font - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic sol just changed the WiFi password. We'll see who's overdramatic in about 5 minutes.
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    Forehead - WHEN A PARENT TELLS ME THEIR KIDS AN ANGEL [Whispering] So was Lucifer.
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    Organism - Leggy Jones @coffeeandvinyl1 ... We didn't have play dates when I was a kid. Our parents kicked us out until the streetlights came on and the weakest among us ended up on Unsolved Mysterious like mother nature intended. 3:38 AM 3/6/21. Twitter for Android
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    Font - Mother Cusser @MotherCussr Some parents run a tight ship. I run a pirate ship. There's swearing, drinking, and occasional mutiny from the crew I created.
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    Font - Sometimes I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer so I could sit in a dark, quiet space and everyone would ignore me for at least a week.
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    Dog - THE DAD EUP H My wife Our farting toddler
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    Font - Mom Like That Podcast @momlikethatpod Them: why don't you just go to bed after the kids go to sleep if you're always so tired? @amomlikėthatpodcast Me: I stay up a lot later than I should every night because I don't belong to myself during the day. So I want to belong to me for a few hours before I go to bed for everyone else.
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    Car - Sleep when they sleep Binge watch Netflix series until you pass out Parents EAST ST WES How ToBeADad DAD
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    Font - Author Abby Jimenez @AuthorAbby Jim Husbands: Baby, I'll make dinner tonight. If you go get the ingredients, make the sides, season the meat, bring it to me outside and then help me find my tongs and spatula, I'll grill and you can just relax.
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    Font - 20RDAM 20367 Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.
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    Font - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I like to practice random acts of kindness by not talking to anyone in the morning.
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    Font - Life Is The Pitts Family @LifePitts I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your 4yo goes walking by the room lugging a step stool nothing good is about to happen.
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad ME: Did you eat your entire Easter basket in 10 minutes?? SON: *Vibrating* I CAN THROUGH TIME.
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    Chin - Me after I've already cleaned the living room six times and someone decides to smash a pop tart into the couch and dump a box of crayons
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    Font - Where did it go Mom @wherediditgomom *** 5 Ways to Handle Toddler Tantrums: -You can't -It's useless -Don't bother -Look at pictures from a year ago when they didn't act like this and remember the good times. -Scream with them
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    Font - Becky Vieira | Witty Otter @wittyotter_ Raising kids is like being constantly surrounded by a tiny sales team. They're always trying to persuade you into doing or buying something. And they assume everything you say is just an opening offer.
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    Chair - My 5-year-old telling me a story about something that happened to him even though I was also there when it happened THE DAD R
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    Primate - *Anywhere in public* Mom: Please don't touch anything Toddler: @PadPatrol
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    Product - Random person without kids: I heard boys are easier than girls. Parents of every boy: Hold my coffee. EVERY DAY COMFORT OUR COTTON COLLECTION HAS ARRIVED @cynicalparent Cynical Parent
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    Human - When the baby cries and you want to give it to his mom, but the mom is you. Welz
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    Font - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Tweet Me: Mommy just needs a little space right now. Child [perched on top of my head]: Why? 4:26 PM 5/20/19 Twitter for iPhone 1. . ill View Tweet activity
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    Font - You: breaking down Your kids: Can I have a Snack
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    Font - Aice is my Christmas name -... @AliceTaylorM I was singing You Are My Sunshine to my 3 year old and he told me he hates that song. I said that's a shame because I use to sing it to him when he was in my tummy before he was born and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "I hated it then too".
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    Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal [reading The Night Before Christmas] son: what's a kerchief? daughter: what's a clatter? son: what's a sash? daughter: what are coursers? son: what's soot? daughter: what's a peddler? son: what's a thistle? me: *closing book* Santa is fake. It's all fake. Goodnight.
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    Forehead - PARENTING AT 8AM PARENTING AT 8PM
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    Forehead - Me apologizing to my toddler for raising my voice at him and I feel guilty because I'm so tired and I'm doing my best and I love him so much and want him to be happy and @momsconfession My toddler: Yes, very sad. Anyway
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