'Foolish, FOOLISH man': Husband complains his wife should have dinner ready because she does nothing all day, she maliciously complies and refuses to clean anything

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    Jigsaw puzzle - "Mom lets the kids run wild. She picks up nothing."
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    Font - When mom goes on strike... S OC When I was a baby my mother was home full time with me and 3 siblings under the age of 6. According to my mother, one day my father comes home and is mad because dinner isn't ready and waiting for him. Mom tells him she's been busy and it'll be ready soon. Dad says he doesn't know why she didn't do it sooner (and here's his mistake) because it's not like she's been doing anything all day but sitting around 'babysitting'. Foolish, FOOLISH man. Game on.
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    Font - My mother decides she will show him what life is like when she sits around all day 'doing nothing'. For the next few days Mom lets the kids run wild. She picks up nothing. She doesn't tell the kids to pick up anything. She doesn't stop the kids from getting into anything. Mom said she just sat around making sure nobody was doing anything dangerous. She doesn't clean, laundry, etc. BUT dinner was waiting! LOL After several days of a HOT MESS at home my father couldn't take it: he apologize
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    Font - ShouldaStayed Single1. Good for her. My ex is my ex for this reason. The man would literally drop his dirty clothes on the floor 3 feet in front of the hamper. His aim at the toilet wasn't much better. 3.4k Reply Share
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    Font - Thoreau80 In that case you should have transferred the dirty clothes to the floor around the toilet. AND kept a separate hamper. 2.5k Reply Share
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    Font - Playful_Donut2336 My mom got mad at my dad once and took off to her parents' for two weeks. I had to get up, fix a hot breakfast for my dad, sisters and myself before school and dinner at night (three hot meals a day on weekends). Dad expected a packed lunch every work day, too, but that ended after two or three days of sandwiches.
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    Font - A few days in, he informed me that he was out of work clothes. I informed him the laundry was caught up (everyone but Dad who could reach the washer did their own laundry, but a few sisters couldn't reach, so I'd had to do theirs and mine). He told me they were in his bedroom. I told him I wasn't cleaning his bedroom...then ran.
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    Font - When I got home from school, Dad had managed to put his dirty clothes down the laundry chute which was two steps out of his way to the breakfast table. I had his laundry done by the time he got home...I even ironed his work shirts (I wasn't that brave).
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    Font - But I didn't put his clothes away because I refused to go through his bedroom to find out where things belonged. Fortunately, he was a private enough person he found that reasonable!
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    Font - When Mom got home, she was absolutely flabbergasted when Dad kept putting his clothes down the laundry chute! 315 Reply Share
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    Font - [deleted] 2 Lmao. The guys who say stuff like that are always the first to backtrack when you say "well of it is so relaxing, surely you can do it after work and I can go do x, right?"
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    Font - Always makes me lol. They also always say "I worked all day so I can do x!" not realizing the same implication.. surely if it was so easy, coming home from work to be lazy would be wonderful right?? 265 Reply Share
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    Font - Stabbmaster As a single father, if someone calls my parenting "babysitting" I lick my palm and slap them across the forehead. Then I say they missed a spot, and when they ask what spot I respond "The one where something intelligent to say was supposed to be sitting on". 153 Reply Share
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    Font - [deleted] Haha that will teach him! That's good though for a malicious compliance 140 Reply Share
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    Font - dwells2301 My husband was home with our daughter ( medical leave) while I was working 60 hour weeks. I got good at coming home, opening the newspaper (it was the dark ages) and saying "what's for dinner honey?" I was not a supermom. 117 Reply Share
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    Font - or MaritzaB5 When my daughter was just born, we moved into my in-laws house for a bit. My husband and I got into a fight about who does what and I mention that I do all the laundry for our family of 3. He says that his mom does the laundry. Oh really? For 2 weeks, I just washed mine and my daughters clothes. One morning he wakes me up and says he doesn't have anymore clean underwear. I told him his mom does the laundry and to ask her. Last time we argued about chores. 113 Reply Share
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    Font - NorskGod Loki. Better yet. Friday night - You have the kids this weekend. I am going to take a few days off and visit my mom/sister/brother/frie nd. Dinner is in the freezer for all three days. ...all you have to do it nuke it. See you Monday morning before you leave for work.

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