16 Cat Memes That Roast You In Olde English Harder Than A Blacksmith's Forge On A Summer's Day

Do you wish that you and your cat could communicate? We're honestly not sure if we do. We're not sure we could handle our cat's sass if we did something they didn't like, so it's probably best that we stick to English they stick to meows. But, what if they could talk? If so, they would definitely speak like old royalty, and some person on the internet decided to make some hissterical cat memes about cats judging you in Olde English. Yes, we're happy we found it too.

Prepare to be roasted by these purrfectly judgmental felines, sounding like they're straight out of a Shakespeare play. Send these feline funnies to your fellow cat-loving friends next time they do something that upsets you, you'll both get a good kick out of it! Cat roasting is going to be the newest trend, just you wait - remember how funny all of those cat-shaming posts were? This is the next level!

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    Cat - Thou cream-faced loon
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    Be gone, you cream-faced loon! Go back to your mother and cry widst thy tiny paws and rapscallion nature. We shalst not be bothered by the likes of you any longer. We have already forgotten thou from our memory. Such buffoonery!

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    Cat - You scullion. You rampallian. You fustilarian. I'll tickle your catastrophe
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    You fustilarian! We're not even sure if that's a word, but it sounds very devious. You had better leave, or else we'll tickle your catastrophe. Nobody likes to be tickled - well, you kind of love it and hate it at the same time. But tickling your catastrophe? That sounds bad.

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    Cat - Away, you three inch fool
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    Cat - Thou art as fat as butter
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  • 05
    Cat - You, minion, are too saucy.
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    Cat - Thou art a natural coward without SENS instinct
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    Cat - I do desire we may be better strangers
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    Cat - Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward
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    Cat - Thou art the best of the cut-throats
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    Cat - Thou art as loathsome as a toad
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  • 11
    Cat - Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese
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    Cat - Peace, ye fat guts
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    Cat - Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood
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    Cat - There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune
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    Cat - A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with
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    Cat - Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch
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