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16 Cat Memes That Roast You In Olde English Harder Than A Blacksmith's Forge On A Summer's Day

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    Cat - Thou cream-faced loon

    Be gone, you cream-faced loon! Go back to your mother and cry widst thy tiny paws and rapscallion nature. We shalst not be bothered by the likes of you any longer. We have already forgotten thou from our memory. Such buffoonery!

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  • 2
    Cat - You scullion. You rampallian. You fustilarian. I'll tickle your catastrophe

    You fustilarian! We're not even sure if that's a word, but it sounds very devious. You had better leave, or else we'll tickle your catastrophe. Nobody likes to be tickled - well, you kind of love it and hate it at the same time. But tickling your catastrophe? That sounds bad.

  • 3
    Cat - Away, you three inch fool
  • 4
    Cat - Thou art as fat as butter
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  • 5
    Cat - You, minion, are too saucy.
  • 6
    Cat - Thou art a natural coward without SENS instinct
  • 7
    Cat - I do desire we may be better strangers
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  • 8
    Cat - Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward
  • 9
    Cat - Thou art the best of the cut-throats
  • 10
    Cat - Thou art as loathsome as a toad
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  • 11
    Cat - Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese
  • 12
    Cat - Peace, ye fat guts
  • 13
    Cat - Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood
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  • 14
    Cat - There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune
  • 15
    Cat - A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with
  • 16
    Cat - Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch

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