32 Witty First Date Memes For The Daring Daters Delving Into Small Talk

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Tammywainer
Nov 10, 2023 5:00 PM EST

Ah, the dreaded first dates, the skydiving of the dating world. We've all been there, dealing with those cringe-worthy introductions and the awkward small talk. Picture this, you are sitting across from your date, sipping coffee, and the air is thick with the awkward anticipation of conversation when your only thought is get me out of here! 

It's an unpredictable world when it comes to first dates, it can be scary, whereby saying the wrong thing is just not an option. When one embarks on a first date it is like stepping into a comedic arena where small talk reigns supreme and those who dare to date are challenged with all sorts of conversation. What better way to laugh at our first date struggles than a collection of witty dating memes that are not only relatable but may just be our secret weapons to getting through our next First Date. 
 

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  • 01
    *on a first date* ok dont let them know i stalked them online them: my aunt-- me: theresa or sharon
    via ebaumsworld
  • 02
    FIRST DATE JUST ENDED LET ME TEXT HER 4 TIMES IN A ROW TO LET HER KNOW HOW PRETTY SHE IS, HOW FUNNY THAT ONE JOKE SHE MADE WAS, HOW MUCH FUN I HAD, AND THAT I HOPE TO SEE HER AGAIN VERY SOON - MAYBE TOMORROW??
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  • 03
    @textpert_app He's a really nice guy and all, but I'm pretty sure he is a serial murderer.
    via @textpert_app
  • 04
    When the date isn't going well and they try to kiss you anyway
    via ebaumsworld
  • 05
    *when you're out on a first date & have to pretend you're surprised at everything they say like you didn't just spend 3 hours stalking their Instagram* @bustle
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  • 06
    when youre on the first date and he says its nice to finally meet a girl whos not crazy
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  • 07
    WHEN YOU GO ON YOUR FIRST DATE
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  • 08
    TEXTS GIRL DAY AFTER FIRST DATE RETURN TEXT "WHO IS THIS AGAIN?"
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  • 09
    PLANNING YOUR FIRST DATE LIKE: First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ce skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle!
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  • 10
    *on a first date* Me: So what are your hobbies? Girl: * Apart from sleeping I'm always on the internet.
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  • 11
    IM GOING TO SAY SOMETHING STUPID I GUARANTEE IT
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  • 12
    I HAD INTEREST IN HER, BUT THEN SHE SERIOUSLY ASKED ME ABOUT MY ASTROLOGICAL SIGN AAAAAAAND IT'S GONE
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  • 13
    Gotta First Date With Her *** So I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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  • 14
    GOES ON FIRST DATE "I WONDER WHAT OUR CHILDREN WILL LOOK LIKE"
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  • 15
    ON FIRST DATE BEH "YOU'LL MAKE A GREAT FATHER"
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  • 16
    When you only put "hiking" in your dating app bio to attract nature daddies but then he actually takes you outside
    via ebaumsworld
  • 17
    Me: "I'm looking for something serious, I don't wanna play games" Him: sluttybuffin
    via ebaumsworld
  • 18
    me after almost every date I go on @tinder_on_da_rock PRS 7 TUV WYZ 8 9 THAT WAS POINTLESS WE COULD'VE JUST STAYED STRANGERS.
    via e@tinder_on_da_rock
  • 19
    Me before a date: don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird. Me showing up to that date:
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  • 20
    BEYONCE HAS BEEN "CRAZY IN LOVE" "DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE" & "DRUNK IN LOVE" & I CAN'T EVEN FIND A GUY I LIKE.
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  • 21
    ut of 5 ses have CTV HOW I THINK I LOOK PULLING UP ON A FIRST DATE HOW I REALLY LOOK
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  • 22
    ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY "BE YOURSELF" ON THE FIRST DATE mamomokor not.
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  • 23
    REASONS TO DATE ME: 1-NO ONE WILL TRY AND STEAL ME FROM YOU 2-SOMETIMES I'M FUNNY
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  • 24
    WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHY I'M STILL SINGLE "I DON'T KNOW! I THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY AWESOME."
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  • 25
    WHEN THEIR PROFILE SAYS: 6 FEET TALL, ATHLETIC, AND LOVES THE OUTDOORS @hooklineandsinkerapp BUT THEY SHOW UP LOOKING LIKE DANNY DEVITO'S FIRST COUSIN
    via @hooklineandsinkerapp
  • 26
    *on a first date* Me: don't be weird Also me: @dabmoms I groom my cat with my tongue like a mama cat would do to her kittens. TEC
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  • 27
    Me opening up to someone 9
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  • 28
    Dating in your 30's: Where are all the hot people?
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  • 29
    someone: "so how long have you been single?" me 66273743 GA-120 9.3cm/2012 Tis 0.3 RM 04/23/2008 01:27:20 PM 2+3.Trim. Har-low Per 100 S Gn 2 07/M6 P3/13 SREB 3
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  • 30
    Me showing up to a first date with all my baggage so he knows exactly what he's getting himself into Addictive Personality Trust Issues All consuming need to be loved athedryginger Anxiety Disorder Failed Relationships
    via femimoose
  • 31
    Me on the first date pretending like I don't already know his middle name, shoe size, home address, and social security number
    via ebaumsworld
  • 32
    When you have a date and wanna make sure she knows you wait until marriage
    via ebaumsworld

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