'Someone at work [felt] targeted': HR gets involved when joke about office 'White Elephant' exchange goes wrong

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    Posted by u/Mongo_Skruddgemire 13 hours ago Offended someone with a Christmas joke. S And I'm not even sure it qualifies as a Christmas joke. Explanation. So a couple of days ago, the announcement came down from on high how we're going to be doing the annual Christmas Party. They mentioned the activities (catered breakfast, bad Christmas Sweater Contest, have a
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    giveaway for the vendor goodies we collect through the year, etc) and one of the activities was something I didn't recognize. They were going to try this year to do a White Elephant Gift Exchange. Never having heard that before, I asked what that was. When it was explained, I nodded. I had heard that before but since I lived in New England before this, I had always known of it as a Yankee
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    Swap. The office woman who I guessed was behind the idea seemed annoyed that she had to explain it to me but I shrugged and thought nothing of it. The next day they announced that they put up the sign-up for the White Elephant on the company Bulletin Board, and I got a wild hair up my . I quickly printed off a little paper sign that read...
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    Are you kidding? I mean maybe I can go halfsies on a light grey badger but a White Elephant? In this economy?" ...and stuck it on the board under the signup sheet. I took a picture so I could show my wife what I did. Yesterday I find myself in the HR office explaining my intent with the joke and that someone at work
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    (name withheld for anonymity) had felt targeted and triggered. The sign had been taken down and were it not for that picture I took of it, I might have gotten into trouble since it was reported that I was belittling someone's beliefs and traditions. When they actually got to see the sign they smirked and said that what I had done was fine and in line with our company's usual permitted shenanigans.
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    My guess and I can't confirm nor deny it is that it was the woman who suggested the game at the party and that she felt that I was being an her for having the idea. to
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    awalktojericho 12 hr. ago How in the world is a gift swap a firmly held belief? And why are they forcing it on the whole office? File your own complaint about that. 280 Moneia 12 hr. ago Reply Share . 96 How in the world is a gift swap a firmly held belief? ●●● Especially when it's at work... Reply Share
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    Impressive-Lime-4997 · 11 hr. ago . edited 10 hr. ago That joke is hilarious! I am definitely stealing it!! You should keep posting signs where that one was suggesting smaller (and therefore more affordable) animals each day. How about a beige rabbit?? Albino squirrel??? Inflation is getting worse everyday, bleached mice don't cost what they used too!!! 221 Reply Share
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    JO BessieBighead · 12 hr. ago Your joke was funny. FWIW I've never heard of a white elephant gift exchange in my life. Nice to know HR are focusing on the big issues, eh? 71 ↓ Reply Share
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    pulled porktaco 11 hr. ago Haha they would have hated it when I rebranded Secret Santa as Surreptitious Father Christmas 49 Reply Share Mermaid467. 8 hr. ago LOVE LOVE LOVE that!!!!! 1 Reply Share
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    lisalef · 10 hr. ago I found your joke funny. Someone needs to lighten up. BTW, I'd never heard of one either. We just called it a gift swap. 10 Reply Share
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    Sometimeswan - 2 hr. ago Clearly, the light grey badger in your office feels inferior to the white elephant. You were obviously just rubbing it in. 3 Reply Share Mongo_Skruddgemire OP 19 min. ago Could have been worse. One of my coworkers said I should have said "Half a dozen squirrels and a bottle of bleach". 41↓ Reply Share ●●●
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    Fantastic_Sample2423 12 hr. ago I mean, it's not like you wrote light grey beaver, so does someone in your office equate badgers with beavers? Do you have some non native English speakers who may have gotten really confused? In any case, whether it was the originator of the activity or a confused someone, you're free and clear with HR so why waste anymore energy on it when you can perpetuate other usual permitted shenanigans? 13 Reply Share

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