'I clogged the toilet in Hawaii': 20+ anonymous secrets from men who can't confess to their partners

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    I watch TV shows we like without her because she talks through them. Then, I watch them with her and act like I have no idea what's going on."
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    r/AskReddit . Posted by u/socialunsocial 19 hours ago Men who keep secrets from your partner, what kind of secrets and how lame/lethal are these?!
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    Sardothien12. 16 hr. ago. edited 11 hr. ago My wife doesn't know that I record her when she cooks. She LOVES to cook. She does a little dance and hums to herself. She is beautiful. Sometimes, when she is having a bad day, I pretend to feel ill and ask for her to make me pumpkin soup and she lights up. She'll whip up some soup and her mood improves I've saved the videos and I hope to watch them together when we are old ↑ 1.5k ↓ Reply Share ...
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    MilkandCerial. 18 hr. ago I clogged the toilet in Hawaii. ↑ 1.0k ↓ Reply Share
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    KhaosElement - 19 hr. ago She snores like a pack of , angry bears have some sort of I on the back of a semi truck that is trying to downshift too soon. I tease her about that, of course, because I love her. The part I don't tell her is that...that is my white noise at night. When she is gone for some reason and I have to sleep alone, I just can't as well. 779 ↓ Reply Share
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    Sensitive-Trifle9823 20 hr. ago My bicycle cost $6,000, not $600. 755 ↓ Reply Share
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    Gothic Nerd 20 hr. ago I havent told my SO his christmas gift and its eating me alive bc I wanna see his reaction so baddly ↑ 599 ↓ Reply Share
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    snapervdh 21 hr. ago . Lets just say my guitar collection would be sold for 1/4 what it cost if anything would happen... 595 Reply Share
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    eddyofyork 18 hr. ago I hate the way she loads utensils in the dishwasher. I'll bring it up in her eulogy or die with this secret. 567 Reply Share
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    drlup 20 hr. ago that I dont like her enchiladas, but always tell her its my favorite dish, and that she cooks better than mi Abuelita 546 Reply Share
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    NemoTheOneTrueGod. 22 hr. ago My dad has cancer and he asked me to not tell my wife. It's eating me alive. 1.7k Reply Share
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    Sterek01 22 hr. ago I am a closet stamp collector. 484 ↓ Reply Share
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    CM jacobs-dumb 19 hr. ago Not lethal, but I'm going to ask her to marry me soon. 411 Reply Share
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    MonsieurGrinch - 19 hr. ago When I buy something for our son, I lie often about the price I paid, so she doesn't get mad "He have already a lot of toys and we spend too much" blablabla We are wealthy and its my revenge on my life for living in poverty when I was a child myself ↑ 409 ↓ Reply Share
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    samissamforsam - 21 hr. ago The biggest secret I've kept from my wife is that sometimes when she goes away for work I wait until our son is asleep so I can sneak out and do nothing! darling I Know you routinely read my comments here and I bet you thought you had found a good one! I can see your disappointed face now you stalker 311 Reply Share
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    user_error41 20 hr. ago I love hot, spicy food, she had almost no tolerance for chilli and had a shamefully bland diet. Over a period of several months, I cooked regularly and starting with a teeny tiny bit of chilli, I slowly increased the amount in our food. One day, in a Thai restaurant she was so thoroughly enjoying a dish and offered me a bite. It was so hot it blew my head off. Was literally a victim of my own success. 9.1k Reply Share
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    MrDevious54 · 20 hr. ago I don't give a 90% of the TV series "we" like to watch together. I go along with it because I like her getting into the shows and talking to me about it and having a distraction from the daily stresses. ↑ 7.5k ↓ about Reply Share
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    ecallawsamoht - 22 hr. ago She thinks that I'm 6'7" tall, but I'm actually 3 kids wearing a trench coat. 3.9k Reply Share
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    cisco55 18 hr. ago My wife misplaces things. I'm extremely organized. So if she asks me to help her find things I pretend to look for a minute with her. If I just tell where the item is she gets very frustrated because I almost always know where things are. Also I bought a dozen finger nail clippers and sprinkle them where she can easily find them. I've never told her. 3.2k Reply Share
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    RumHam426 · 20 hr. ago I watch TV shows we like without her because she talks through them. Then, I watch them with her and act like I have no idea what's going on. 2.9k Reply Share
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    Academic Cow9254. 21 hr. ago We have a date on Saturday that involves a lot of walking. I hurt my back working out this morning. She will not know until I collapse on the floor during this date. 2.1k Reply Share
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    TYP Chemistry-Least 18 hr. ago When she tells me I can find something else to watch on tv I tell her I'm not even paying attention but secretly I'm very invested in whatever terrible show she's watching. ↑ ↓ 1.9k Reply Share

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