‘You probably have some quiet neighbors then’: Top Dad Jokes of the Year

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Eleonora Bader
Dec 24, 2023 6:00 PM EST

Imagine having a smaller you that doesn't speak coherently, breaks everything you own, and is always sticky. And then imagine how much you love that little guy or girl! Yeah, that's what being a dad is like. You always have to run after your smart and courageous little critters, as they are basically pure balls of energy. Curious, fearless, and always there, for better or for worse.

When you have kids, you can FEEL your hair getting grey. You definitely grow older a lot faster, or at least, that is the way that it feels. So how to keep yourself young? Through dad jokes, of course. Getting the eye-roll is so rewarding. Scroll down for the funniest dad jokes of the entire year of 2023. Then, when you are done laughing, you can check out this landlord who declared his tenant's equipment as his own as he gave them 7 days to vacate the space. His plan didn't quite pan out as he'd hoped…

Happy holidays, and good luck with your kids.

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    r/dadjokes Posted by u/Samyboy06 19 hours ago Wife didn't appreciate my Dad joke, but I thought y'all might We were driving through a small town on a road trip and I mentioned I might enjoy living this far away from everything. A little down the road we saw a house for sale.
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    Me: Oh look a house for sale Wife: It's right next to the cemetery Me: Probably have some quiet neighbors then She just kinda sighed, but I crack myself up
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/englishtube 7 days ago What weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane? A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
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    r/dadjokes Posted by u/Canadian BallMapper 6 days ago . My wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list... But now I can't see anything.
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/AnimatorNr1 5 days ago My wife said that I ruined her birthday.. But I didn't even know it was her birthday.
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    r/dadjokes · Posted by u/andersonfmly 4 days ago Walking home late last night I passed a slice of apple pie, a hot fudge sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought to myself... The streets are strangely desserted tonight.
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/UrbanCyclerPT 6 days ago My wife is mad at me because of the way I keep introducing her I always refer to her as my «ex-girlfriend>>
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/TheQuietKid22 2 days ago Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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    r/dadjokes Posted by u/Nerobrine86 8 days ago What's the worst thing to hear your surgeon say during the operation? Literally anything.
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/Drahcireid 18 days ago I asked a German girl for her number and I'm still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is "nine".
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/LFA2023 13 days ago "I just came across my wife's Tinder profile and I'm so angry about her lies. She is not "fun to be around"
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    r/dadjokes · Posted by u/iamfondofpigs 11 days ago My wife is pregnant. I asked her whether she wanted any dinner. She replied: "No thanks, I gestate."
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    r/dadjokes · Posted by u/CuriouGeorg 23 days ago A carnival worker hit us with a dad joke. I laughed, My kid groaned. A local pop up carnival came through town so the family went when they weren't that busy. My 13 year old were coming up to a ride, when the worker told my son that he would let him on for free if he could answer a question. Oh cool! What's
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    the question? "What is Iron Man's favorite ride?" As my son and I looked upward searching for inspiration, the worker yelled out: "The FERROUS Wheel!"
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    My son's head dropped to the floor and I laughed. The worker went ahead and let my kid on for free, probably due to emotional damage. I still had to pay my tickets though....Worth it.
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/spochreddit 10 days ago Daughter texted me this in the morning. "I can't wake up this morning. Feel like a bicycle". Two tired.
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/diggitygiggitysee 10 days ago What did Jay-Z call his wife before they were married? Feyonce.
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/SpaceBar0873 25 days ago My wife told me to stop saying country puns. I said Norway.
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    r/dadjokes Posted by u/EndersGame_Reviewer 26 days ago A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, "Yes, of course. That's 20 cows."
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    r/dadjokes. Posted by u/EndersGame_Reviewer 5 days ago What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? Stationary.
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    r/dadjokes · Posted by u/wheezy360 9 months ago I just had quite possibly the best dad joke of my dadding career I was going through the Starbucks drive through and had the best on-the-spot dad joke moment with the guy taking my order.
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    Starbucks Guy: Can I get a name for the order? Me: It's Mike. SG: Hey, the last guy who came through here was also Mike. Me: Yeah, I know. We're all connected together. You know how we communicate?
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    SG: ... Me: Through microwaves. Edit: I hear all you people talking about microphones. I'm not talking about microwave ovens. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave
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